Posted on 10/07/2007 10:03:09 PM PDT by a_chronic_whiner
I have decided that intelligence is pernicious, and should be extirpated. It just causes trouble. Practically every dang fool, deleterious thing our sorry race has done can be traced to intelligence. It is a bad idea. When it is not merely a bad idea, it is usually a waste of time.
Consider. William Buckley is very smart. So is Gore Vidal. Yet in their debates they wrangled like excessively elegant cats and could never agree on anything, except that they were both very smart. So what was the use? Two taxi drivers in a Chicago bar could have failed equally well to decide anything. Or they could have come to opposed and equally erroneous conclusions.
Pick your subjecteconomics, say, or foreign policy, or crime. You will find brilliant men on Left and Right, each arguing intricately to a bellowing claque of witless followers who dont know anything about it either. You can tell where they will come out by seeing where they went inon the Left or on the Right.
Generally intelligence has no effect on conclusions, which are glandularly determined. It just rationalizes hormonal inevitabilities.
Further, theres no point in knowledge, except to show off with in sports bars. If you are in Willies Rib Pit to watch boxing and know about the Long Count (in the Cribb-Molineaux fight), then you amount to something. You do no harm, anyway. All other knowledge is suspect. At best, it is a minor vice, like crossword puzzles. At worst, it encourages people to do catastrophic things with a smug sense of fundamental rightness. The people who got America into Iraq were no end bright and could say impressive things like Twenty-Seventh Caliphate and Theravada Sufism. Much good it did them. Or us.
Brains just allow you to be more elaborately and ornately disastrously wrong.
However, smart people are at least interesting, like rare tumors, so early on I started having a lot of smart friends. I noticed that most of them were crazy. The right-wingers were hostile paranoids with the empathy of a torque wrench who wanted to nuke somebody. I dont think they really cared who. The left-wingers were angry totalitarians-in-waiting with minds closed tighter than Fort Knox. For this they needed IQs of 160? You could do as well with derelicts in the Port Authority Bus Station at three a.m.
See, what happens is, as kids the bright dont fit in. They dont have much in common with anybody. They dress funny and get made fun of. They cant dance. They dont get laid much, or at all. This warps their heads. They retreat into isolation with others like them, become contemptuous of everyone else to get even, and deal in abstractions because its all they know. (I claim that if Marx had been able to jitterbug, the Soviet Union would never have existed.)
In short, a large IQ is an infallible predictor of emotional inadequacy.
Where intelligence unfortunately does work reasonably well is in the sciences. Really smart men have ideas; lesser men, usually engineers, make them explode; the least men get the triggers. This suggests that we ought to put a bounty on engineers.
Anyway, at first I figured my friends were nut jobs because I just had strange tastes in friends. Maybe I attracted the demented. Then I found myself on a list-serve of people, mostly men (who are crazier by far than women), who were interested in race, intelligence, and the differences between various human groups.
Many were professors at places like Stanford and MITscientists and anthropologists not of the first rank, nor of the secondtoo rigid, I thought, for originalitybut nonetheless highly intelligent. Sometimes one would demurely let slip that I got 1600 on my SATs before they dumbed them down, (People attach their self-respect to what they have. In high school I knew a country boy who prided himself on being able to pee farther than anyone else.)
Here I figured was a window into academe, full of towering minds like Plato. These were not squirrels I bumped into in the back alleys of life. They were the real article. I eagerly awaited clarity, dispassion, and the self-abnegation of earnest bloodhounds in disinterested pursuit of Truth. Ha.
No. They too started with their premises, which they didnt seem to realize were premises, and reasoned doggedly to their premises. In this they reminded me of Pooh and Piglet tracking the Heffalump around the bush.
An example: One of them used Google to search for rescue operations in the US, Mexico, and China. He found countless rescue stories for Americatrapped miners, children in wells, cats in trees, what have youand only one or two for China and Mexico. From this he did not conclude that the English press just doesnt cover Mexico and China wellI searched in Spanish and found lots. No. He decided that Mexicans and Chinese do not regard individual life as important. They just dont bother to rescue people, see.
I dont know whether this guy had 1600 boards, but if so, he needs to try for 3200 next time.
Here you have it: large IQ, zero grasp of humanity, all is abstractions. (I have another theory that people become psychologists because they lack the normal grasp of human behavior and spend eight years trying to learn what everybody else already knows. A doctorate in psychology is a sure sign of confusion.)
I have lived in both Mexico and Chinawell, Taiwanand can report that the fellows notions of Sino-Mexican unconcern are highly cephaloproctological.
The tired business of one group or another not caring about human life resonates among the insular smart. It is perennially appealing to conservatives. Defense intellectuals, scintillating types with flat heads from being dropped that you could set a martini on, used to say that China could sacrifice five hundred million people in a nuclear war without caring. Today its Moslems. (Left-wing intellectuals, similarly afflicted, say We must sacrifice the masses in this generation to build communism in the next. Both like the idea of extermination.)
Does any of this make sense? I picture young Pedro running to tell his daddy that sister Maria just fell into the well. Let her drown, hijo. We Mexicans dont do no steenking rescue. After the earthquake that leveled Mexico City in 85, passersby on the sidewalks doubtless ignored the screams of the trapped, hands flapping piteously from beneath the rubble, because Mexicans dont do rescue. And at the firehouses, firemen insouciantly drinking tequila and Squirt and playing cards, because Mexicans dont do rescue.
We ought to put something in the water to keep IQs down. There would be so much less noise.
Dang those engineers, those good for nuthin..., good thing we don't got too many of them left in the country, lol /sarcasm
Brains just allow you to be more elaborately and ornately disastrously wrong.
Bad Brain!!..Bad Bad Brain.. Awww, but I still love you (hugs),
” Where intelligence unfortunately does work reasonably well is in the sciences. Really smart men have ideas; lesser men, usually engineers, make them explode; the least men get the triggers. This suggests that we ought to put a bounty on engineers.”
I hope this guy appreciates the computer he wrote the article on, and the printer that printed it - both made by engineers.
I realize the article is humor, but the attitudes behind it are real and one of the great threats to America going forward. If we lose our edge in science and engineering, we’re done as a superpower.
For my money, engineers are approximately worth approx. 100x more than hack writers... ;-)
First, Bill Buckley is very smart. I'd question whether Gore Vidal is.
Second, Bill calling Gore a queer and threatening to smash him in his face might be many things, but excessively elegant is not one of them.
We ought to put something in the water to keep IQs down.
Be careful what you ask for. They may already be doing it.
My experience is just the opposite of his. Smart people are generally kinder, more humane, and more tolerant. They know that they do not know everything.
Stupid people are too stupid to know they are stupid. They think they are very smart, but have been held back by the Establishment.
From what I can tell, fred is not his usual self on this one, his website says he’s taking a break from all the writing for a month or so. He seems a little burned out from it all. I don’t think he’s trying to make a point or anything on this particular article; so i naturally laughed. Still, he is good natured and is affected by emotions as are we all.
And yes, the truly intelligent know that there is much that they do not know, humility is the true mark of intelligence IMO. While on the other end, fools wear their ignorance on their sleeve, never really knowing the world beyond their own.
“Second, Bill calling Gore a queer and threatening to smash him in his face might be many things, but excessively elegant is not one of them.”
Lol, thanks for that laugh, I don’t know who William Buckley is yet, but he sounds like a colorful character.
William Francis Buckley, Jr., founder and long-time editor of National Review, long-time host of the show “Firing Line”, prolific writer of both fiction and non-fiction. ABC News hired him and Gore Vidal as point-counterpoint analysts for the 1968 political conventions, and as you may have gathered, the discussions got a bit heated.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.