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1 posted on 09/23/2007 11:12:28 AM PDT by Clintonfatigued
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs; fieldmarshaldj; LdSentinal; Borax Queen; janetgreen; Kuksool; T.L.Sink; ...
Hillary converses with deceased Presidents, with surprising results...
2 posted on 09/23/2007 11:15:23 AM PDT by Clintonfatigued (You can't be serious about national security unless you're serious about border security)
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To: Clintonfatigued
In January 2009 Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her First night in the White House. She has waited so long.....

The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie." "Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says, "Listen to the people." "Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."

I knnow I shouldn't but,....


3 posted on 09/23/2007 11:17:17 AM PDT by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
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To: Clintonfatigued
Her first night in the White House as POTUS would mean that the First Lady Bill Clinton wouldn't have to worry about being tracked while leaving the White House at 2 AM like he did in the '90's.

Same political promotion but a "Topsy turvy" man and wife residency.

6 posted on 09/23/2007 11:20:50 AM PDT by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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There has to be an element of truth for humor to be effective. The real Hillary would never ask, “How can I best serve my country?”


7 posted on 09/23/2007 11:25:16 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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Night four...Jack Kennedy shows up and says, “Go to Dallas.”


9 posted on 09/23/2007 11:28:01 AM PDT by RichInOC (Hillary Rodham Clinton is a lying slag.)
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To: Clintonfatigued

Not pulled?

I guess no one is alerting the mods!


10 posted on 09/23/2007 11:29:11 AM PDT by proxy_user
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And residing in the Lincoln bedroom resides the Hildebeast’s silent companion lover. Hilly’s going to show Billy how to do the WH.


14 posted on 09/23/2007 12:39:50 PM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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It’s a good joke, but I would have Jefferson’s answer as, “Don’t infringe the right of the people to bear arms”.


19 posted on 09/23/2007 1:24:29 PM PDT by I still care ("Remember... for it is the doom of men that they forget" - Merlin, from Excalibur)
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Didn’t Hillary claim she had conversations with Eleanor Roosevelt ..??


21 posted on 09/23/2007 1:55:18 PM PDT by CyberAnt (America: THE GREATEST NATION on the face of the earth!)
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After January 2009, telling that joke could get you arrested......


33 posted on 09/23/2007 3:48:10 PM PDT by elcid1970
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Stupid, unfunny, and unworthy.


34 posted on 09/23/2007 4:20:47 PM PDT by Steely Tom (I wasn't able to vote against Hitler, but I can vote NO on Hillary!)
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To: Clintonfatigued
Certainly a nearby warehouse will be full of these:


36 posted on 09/23/2007 7:10:33 PM PDT by Fitzcarraldo
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Ancient but HILLarious!

ROFLMAO!


37 posted on 09/25/2007 7:02:00 AM PDT by G8 Diplomat (If Reid and Pelosi were in charge during WW2 this tagline would be in German)
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