To: Hillary's Lovely Legs; fieldmarshaldj; LdSentinal; Borax Queen; janetgreen; Kuksool; T.L.Sink; ...
Hillary converses with deceased Presidents, with surprising results...
2 posted on
09/23/2007 11:15:23 AM PDT by
Clintonfatigued
(You can't be serious about national security unless you're serious about border security)
To: Clintonfatigued
In January 2009 Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her First night in the White House. She has waited so long.....
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie." "Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people." "Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
I knnow I shouldn't but,....
3 posted on
09/23/2007 11:17:17 AM PDT by
SandRat
(Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
To: Clintonfatigued
Her first night in the White House as POTUS would mean that the First Lady Bill Clinton wouldn't have to worry about being tracked while leaving the White House at 2 AM like he did in the '90's.
Same political promotion but a "Topsy turvy" man and wife residency.
6 posted on
09/23/2007 11:20:50 AM PDT by
EGPWS
(Trust in God, question everyone else)
To: Clintonfatigued
There has to be an element of truth for humor to be effective. The real Hillary would never ask, “How can I best serve my country?”
7 posted on
09/23/2007 11:25:16 AM PDT by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Clintonfatigued
Night four...Jack Kennedy shows up and says, “Go to Dallas.”
9 posted on
09/23/2007 11:28:01 AM PDT by
RichInOC
(Hillary Rodham Clinton is a lying slag.)
To: Clintonfatigued
Not pulled?
I guess no one is alerting the mods!
To: Clintonfatigued
And residing in the Lincoln bedroom resides the Hildebeast’s silent companion lover. Hilly’s going to show Billy how to do the WH.
14 posted on
09/23/2007 12:39:50 PM PDT by
lilylangtree
(Veni, Vidi, Vici)
To: Clintonfatigued
It’s a good joke, but I would have Jefferson’s answer as, “Don’t infringe the right of the people to bear arms”.
19 posted on
09/23/2007 1:24:29 PM PDT by
I still care
("Remember... for it is the doom of men that they forget" - Merlin, from Excalibur)
To: Clintonfatigued
Didn’t Hillary claim she had conversations with Eleanor Roosevelt ..??
21 posted on
09/23/2007 1:55:18 PM PDT by
CyberAnt
(America: THE GREATEST NATION on the face of the earth!)
To: Clintonfatigued
After January 2009, telling that joke could get you arrested......
To: Clintonfatigued
Stupid, unfunny, and unworthy.
34 posted on
09/23/2007 4:20:47 PM PDT by
Steely Tom
(I wasn't able to vote against Hitler, but I can vote NO on Hillary!)
To: Clintonfatigued
Certainly a nearby warehouse will be full of these:
To: Clintonfatigued
Ancient but HILLarious!
ROFLMAO!
37 posted on
09/25/2007 7:02:00 AM PDT by
G8 Diplomat
(If Reid and Pelosi were in charge during WW2 this tagline would be in German)
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