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Hillary's First Night as President
Tripso.com ^ | 2005

Posted on 09/23/2007 11:12:28 AM PDT by Clintonfatigued

In January 2009 Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her First night in the White House. She has waited so long.....

The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie." "Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says, "Listen to the people." "Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."

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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: hillary; hitlery; presidenthillary
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1 posted on 09/23/2007 11:12:28 AM PDT by Clintonfatigued
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs; fieldmarshaldj; LdSentinal; Borax Queen; janetgreen; Kuksool; T.L.Sink; ...
Hillary converses with deceased Presidents, with surprising results...
2 posted on 09/23/2007 11:15:23 AM PDT by Clintonfatigued (You can't be serious about national security unless you're serious about border security)
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To: Clintonfatigued
In January 2009 Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her First night in the White House. She has waited so long.....

The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie." "Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says, "Listen to the people." "Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."

I knnow I shouldn't but,....


3 posted on 09/23/2007 11:17:17 AM PDT by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
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To: SandRat; Alouette; SJackson; river rat; Salem; wagglebee; little jeremiah; metmom; ...

It had that effect on me, too.


5 posted on 09/23/2007 11:18:59 AM PDT by Clintonfatigued (You can't be serious about national security unless you're serious about border security)
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To: Clintonfatigued
Her first night in the White House as POTUS would mean that the First Lady Bill Clinton wouldn't have to worry about being tracked while leaving the White House at 2 AM like he did in the '90's.

Same political promotion but a "Topsy turvy" man and wife residency.

6 posted on 09/23/2007 11:20:50 AM PDT by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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To: Clintonfatigued

There has to be an element of truth for humor to be effective. The real Hillary would never ask, “How can I best serve my country?”


7 posted on 09/23/2007 11:25:16 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: mkjessup

I think Hillary, if elected President, should have no worries about visiting a theater. After becoming President, she will see to it that all her political enemies will have simply vanished or be in jail.


8 posted on 09/23/2007 11:25:33 AM PDT by Huskrrrr
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To: Clintonfatigued

Night four...Jack Kennedy shows up and says, “Go to Dallas.”


9 posted on 09/23/2007 11:28:01 AM PDT by RichInOC (Hillary Rodham Clinton is a lying slag.)
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To: Clintonfatigued

Not pulled?

I guess no one is alerting the mods!


10 posted on 09/23/2007 11:29:11 AM PDT by proxy_user
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To: mkjessup

I’M LEAVING THE COUNTRY IF SHE GETS ELECTED!!!!...not!!!


11 posted on 09/23/2007 11:57:50 AM PDT by YouGoTexasGirl
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To: RichInOC
Night four...Jack Kennedy shows up and says, “Go to Dallas.”......HA! HA! LOL! :D
12 posted on 09/23/2007 12:19:18 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (just b/c your paranoid, doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you....Run, Fred, Run. :^)
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To: YouGoTexasGirl
I’m not leaving, but I’m definitely headin’ for the hills...LOL
13 posted on 09/23/2007 12:21:24 PM PDT by Lancer_N3502A
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To: Clintonfatigued

And residing in the Lincoln bedroom resides the Hildebeast’s silent companion lover. Hilly’s going to show Billy how to do the WH.


14 posted on 09/23/2007 12:39:50 PM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: EGPWS

No, he is being fitted right now with a tracking device under his skin.


15 posted on 09/23/2007 12:54:15 PM PDT by freekitty (May the eagles long fly over our beautiful and free American sky.)
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To: Lancer_N3502A

If she wins I’m buying puts on big drug across the board...


16 posted on 09/23/2007 12:59:55 PM PDT by Neidermeyer
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To: freekitty
No, he is being fitted right now with a tracking device under his skin.

His skin obviously isn't very thick then.

17 posted on 09/23/2007 1:04:49 PM PDT by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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To: Joe 6-pack

There is some truth to this joke. Remember Hillary channeling Eleanor Roosevelt?


18 posted on 09/23/2007 1:05:17 PM PDT by dominic flandry
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To: Clintonfatigued

It’s a good joke, but I would have Jefferson’s answer as, “Don’t infringe the right of the people to bear arms”.


19 posted on 09/23/2007 1:24:29 PM PDT by I still care ("Remember... for it is the doom of men that they forget" - Merlin, from Excalibur)
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To: Clintonfatigued

fotflol


20 posted on 09/23/2007 1:32:40 PM PDT by Borax Queen
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