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The Internet ^ | 9/20/07 | Email

Posted on 09/20/2007 2:45:54 PM PDT by Popman

At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it.

Be sure to read all the way to the end!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

Put these words upon his tomb,
" Taxes drove me to my doom..."

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply

The inheritance tax. Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What the hell happened? Can you spell "politicians!"

And I still have to "press 1" for English.

I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times


TOPICS: Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: taxes

1 posted on 09/20/2007 2:45:55 PM PDT by Popman
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To: Popman
bump
2 posted on 09/20/2007 2:51:01 PM PDT by Popman (Nothing + Time + Chance = The Universe ---------------------Bridge in Brooklyn for sale - Cheap)
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To: Popman

Where do I pay my bump tax?


3 posted on 09/20/2007 2:57:24 PM PDT by ThePythonicCow (The Greens steal in fear of pollution, The Reds in fear of greed; Fear arising from a lack of Faith.)
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To: ThePythonicCow
Where do I pay my bump tax?

HillaryClinton.com

4 posted on 09/20/2007 2:59:59 PM PDT by Popman (Nothing + Time + Chance = The Universe ---------------------Bridge in Brooklyn for sale - Cheap)
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To: Popman

“When in the Course of human events...”


5 posted on 09/20/2007 3:00:02 PM PDT by ConservaTexan (February 6, 1911)
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To: ConservaTexan
“When in the Course of human events...”

We are getting close again.....

6 posted on 09/20/2007 3:01:31 PM PDT by Popman (Nothing + Time + Chance = The Universe ---------------------Bridge in Brooklyn for sale - Cheap)
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To: Popman

Bump


7 posted on 09/20/2007 3:02:17 PM PDT by wastedyears (George Orwell was a clairvoyant.)
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To: Popman
We are getting close again.....

The evils are approaching insufferable.

8 posted on 09/20/2007 3:08:08 PM PDT by ConservaTexan (February 6, 1911)
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To: Popman

Thanks, emailed!


9 posted on 09/20/2007 3:09:01 PM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (Remember the Alamo, Goliad and WACO, It is Time for a new San Jacinto)
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To: ConservaTexan
The evils are approaching insufferable

Yes, but I suspect that we the sheeple slaves will remain comfortable in our chains. I doubt we'll revolt when taxes are further raised after the Hildebeast gets her communist health care passed. If I could I would further wage that many at this forum would quietly support hillarycare.

10 posted on 09/20/2007 3:33:38 PM PDT by Jacquerie (All Muslims are suspect.)
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To: ThePythonicCow

Coming soon, called internet tax.


11 posted on 09/20/2007 4:06:13 PM PDT by Snoopers-868th
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To: wastedyears
Bump

In bumping this thread you are now required to pay a bump tax

12 posted on 09/20/2007 4:15:49 PM PDT by Popman (Nothing + Time + Chance = The Universe ---------------------Bridge in Brooklyn for sale - Cheap)
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To: Popman

Tax me posthumously.


13 posted on 09/20/2007 5:42:55 PM PDT by wastedyears (George Orwell was a clairvoyant.)
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To: Popman

100 years ago we did noy have
A standing Army, Navy, Air Force or what we now call the Coast Guard - we did have the Revenue Service.

We DID NOT have

Social Security
Medicare
Medicade
Aid to Dependant Children
Food stamps
the FDA, CIA, NOAA, DEpartment of almost everything.

Government is now the biggest industry in the US.

We have met the enemy and it are us (Sorry Pogo)


14 posted on 09/20/2007 8:44:47 PM PDT by ASOC (Yeah, well, maybe - but can you *prove* it?)
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