Posted on 09/14/2007 1:29:46 PM PDT by wagglebee
Such is the nature of political correctness. And in that spirit, lawmakers who are purportedly sane plan to take us all on a long strange trip through a mystical fantasyland where the impossible is possible and the objectionable is obligatory.
A vote is expected soon on H.R. 2015, the so-called Employment Non-Discrimination Act (ENDA). If passed, the bill would grant special employment rights and protected minority status to individuals who define themselves based upon chosen sexual behaviors and others who among other things suffer from clinical self-delusion. It would force employers to abandon their First Amendment civil rights at the workplace door.
More on that later
In the meantime, two stories. One is fiction, the other is real. Both are fantasy:
Sean was a redheaded, freckled lad of pure Irish descent. Growing up, he always felt something was wrong. He didnt like green beer, corned beef hash or any of the other things the Irish were supposed to like. Rather, he was fascinated by African-American culture and eventually made the self-determination that he was, in fact, a black man trapped in a white mans body. No, not like Vanilla Ice, Eminem or other posers; Sean actually believed it.
There were others who felt the same way, and a movement was formed. They called themselves transracial. They made up fancy, official sounding terms like race identity and race reassignment surgery. They demanded special rights and government-mandated benefits such as affirmative action and reparations.
Okay, that hasnt happened yet (that I know of). The whole idea is pretty ridiculous, right?
Try this on for size:
Sean was a burly truck driver. Growing up, he always felt something was wrong. He preferred Barbie to G.I. Joe and didnt like football or the other things boys were supposed to like. Rather, he got twitterpated by the way pantyhose felt against his skin and eventually made the self-determination that he was, in fact, a woman trapped in a mans body.
There were others who felt the same way, and a movement was formed. They called themselves transgender. They made up fancy, official sounding terms like gender identity and gender reassignment surgery and demanded they be granted special rights and government-mandated benefits.
Get the picture?
Well, now Sean number two and other like-minded gay and she-male activists may very well get their wish and parents may well be forced to explain to Junior why Ms. Johnson at parochial school has a five oclock shadow, calves like Schwarzenegger, an Adams apple the size of a golf ball and is stuffed into a miniskirt like a ten pound turkey in a five pound bag.
Heres the problem:
ENDA would force all Americans who prefer to live within the realm of reality to pretend, by force of law, that a man is a woman that an apple is an orange, simply because that apple thinks its an orange (awkward, fruity pun not intended). Its The Emperors New Clothes meets George Orwell, and even if youre the Mary Lou Retton of mental gymnastics, you land flat on your keister on this one.
ENDA is portrayed by proponents as a panacea against workplace discrimination a mere extension of the 1964 Civil Rights Act. They claim it simply insulates people against employment discrimination based upon sexual orientation (i.e., gay) or gender identity (i.e., cross-dressers). But instead, the legislation would actually violate the Civil Rights Act by codifying the very thing it purports to prevent workplace discrimination.
This bill pits the government directly against religion which is unconstitutional on its face. As mentioned, it would force employers to check their First Amendment guaranteed civil rights at the workplace door by not allowing them to consider sexual morality in any way while hiring or firing. It would make federal lawbreakers out of Christian, Jewish or Muslim business owners who honor their faith and would require that newfangled gay rights based entirely upon an individuals chosen sexual behaviors trump an employers enumerated constitutional rights.
But ENDA sits atop a house of cards. Homosexuals and cross-dressers are a privileged group, not an oppressed minority as activists would have you believe. The U.S. Supreme Court has devised a three part test to determine whether a class of persons qualifies as a true minority: They must be defined by an immutable characteristic (unchangeable, like skin color), they must be economically deprived, and they must suffer from a history of discrimination and political powerlessness. Homosexuals and cross-dressers fit into none of these requisite categories. Instead, the facts show that homosexual behavior is changeable, that homosexuals are largely affluent, and that homosexual activists represent one of the most powerful lobbies in the world per capita.
Furthermore, proponents falsely claim that the bill contains a religious exemption. But its entirely illusory. At best, only churches and essentially pastors could be exempt from the provisions of ENDA, and thats not even guaranteed. All other faith-based organizations even those which are tax exempt would be discriminated against under this bill. Groups such as Christian schools, Christian camps, faith-based soup kitchens and Bible book stores would be forced to adopt a view of human sexuality which directly conflicts with fundamental tenets of their faith. ENDA would ultimately give liberal judges the authority to subjectively determine who qualifies for the exemption. Its the goose that laid the golden egg for homosexual activist attorneys, and it would open the floodgates for lawsuits against employers who wish to live out their faith and even those who dont.
Finally, the bill legalizes sexual harassment. It states that denial of access to workplace facilities such as restrooms and dressing rooms based on gender is only allowed for shared shower or dressing facilities in which being seen fully unclothed is unavoidable. This means that female employees would have to endure both systematic sexual harassment and a hostile work environment by being forced to share bathroom facilities with any male employee who got his jollies from wearing a dress.
But other than that, ENDAs great! In fact, it may not go far enough. I mean, while were at it, shouldnt we include protections for people based on species identity? If a man gets in touch with his inner horse and wants to run in the Kentucky Derby, lets force Churchill Downs to make it happen. It makes as much sense.
Bears repeating.
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What the hell does your sex-life have to do with your job (other than those whose sex-life IS their job)?
This pandering to sex deviates doesn't even pass the smell test !
He means in terms of financial status.
All of this used to be considered a mental disorder.
uh, what?
IBTZ
We had a Cross Dresser work here that would be a benefit to most Offensive Lines in the NFL. One day he was in the Ladies Room, STANDING in the stall, hanging root, while two women who’s combined height is 8 foot 6 were cowering in the corner. How the Hell is that “fair” to them?
None dare call it reason....................
We live in a country where majority rules with respect to the minority. That common sense rule has been replaced with a tyranny of the minority, with NO respect for the majority.
It is time it stops.
Ditto: wth?!
Animal-AmericansTM demand antidiscrimination laws and all benefits of protection as an endangered species!
bttt
Think about an employer who hires “James” on tues, and on Wed “Jamie” shows up in full drag outfit?
To fire them would be to discriminate against them...
The troll is gone.
Yep, he got teh zot.
One has to wonder what us red blooded kilt wearing (commando optional) American men are going to do...
Sean was a redheaded, freckled lad of pure Irish descent. Growing up, he always felt something was wrong. He didnt like green beer, corned beef hash or any of the other things the Irish were supposed to like. Rather, he was fascinated by African-American culture and eventually made the self-determination that he was, in fact, a black man trapped in a white mans body.Thus House of Pain was born?
The virtue that dare not speak its name.
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