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To: TornadoAlley3

Restless leg syndrome sufferers, beware.


2 posted on 08/29/2007 8:13:07 PM PDT by flowerplough (Oh, Marge, trying is just the first step toward failure...)
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To: flowerplough

cicadis?


41 posted on 08/29/2007 8:50:37 PM PDT by Oystir
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To: flowerplough
Meanwhile, the restless pecker crowd rampage the citizenry unimpeded. Yeah, like Clintoon would bother with foottapping. He just whips it out and commands that people kiss it.

I guess some folks are just crude, and others like courtship and ritual. I'm sure Hillary could explain which is which in detail.

95 posted on 08/29/2007 10:04:44 PM PDT by kylaka
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To: flowerplough
Restless leg syndrome sufferers, beware.

Indeed! It is good to know this little bit of information. I'd hate to be arrested for lewd behavior because I was unknowingly tapping my foot in the restroom!

Mental note to myself: When taking a dump in a public stall, keep feet firmly planted on the floor AT ALL TIMES!!!

110 posted on 08/30/2007 5:09:29 AM PDT by Drew68
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To: flowerplough
Restless leg syndrome sufferers, beware.

I've seen guys walk into restroom stalls with those iPod earbuds stuffed in their ears. Remember, fellows - sue the recording artist if their foot-tapping music leads to your arrest.

There was also a (now outdated) bit of office humor that listed "office restroom protocol" which included a maneuver called the "Astaire" - basically foot-tapping to alert others to your presence and prevent the stall door from being rattled. It seems that the Astaire should now be referred to as "Probable Cause".

130 posted on 08/30/2007 7:32:29 AM PDT by Charles Martel (The Tree of Liberty thirsts.)
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