Q: What is a cannibal’s favorite game?
A: Swallow the leader.
Did you hear about the tribe of cannibals that decided to raise their own meat, rather than hunt for it?
It turned out so well, that they they had a surplus of haunches to sell to surrounding tribes.
It didn’t really catch on though until they wrote all their favorite rump roast recipes down in “The Fanny Farmer’s Cook Book”, and included a free copy with every sale.