[Cyclops08]

OK. Two cannibals were eating a clown.
One turned to the other and said...
“Does this taste funny to you?”

[CholeraJoe]

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the jungle? He walked on a little farther and threw up his arms.

At the cannibal meat market, there was a sign over the counter: Americans $3.00/lb; British $4.00/lb; Arabs $11/lb. A customer asked, "Why are the Arabs so much more expensive?"

The butcher replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?"

Tip your waitress folks, I'll be here all week.

[xJones]

A tourist goes to Africa and asks his tourist guide while walking in the jungle, “Are we safe here? Aren’t there cannibals around here?”
And the tourist guide says, “Yes, you're safe and you can be sure there are no cannibals in Africa.”
And the tourist says, “But there may be still some cannibals.”
And the tourist guide says, “No, rest assured. We ate the last one last Monday.”