Posted on 08/09/2007 3:21:10 PM PDT by Redcitizen
ORLANDO, Fla. - Former astronaut Lisa Nowak wants a judge to let her remove the ankle bracelet that allows authorities to track her as she awaits trial on suspicion of attacking a romantic rival, calling it expensive and unnecessary.
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“Houston, I have a problem...”
Well It wouldn’t be a problem if she promises that she won’t leave the planet.
press to MECO
Maybe it’s too difficult for her to get a diaper on over the tracker.
The chick is plotting something...
Well isn’t she just “full of herself”!
Hey, go back to jail and save some bucks!
Nowak also argues that the device interferes with her ability to exercise a requirement for a Navy officer and her ability to drive, fly on a commercial airplane and monitor her children in the pool.
Navy Officer? Driving? Flying? And watching kids? I don't think she has anything to worry about in any of those areas! Maybe thats why they want the bracelet on! So she can't do any of those things!
I guess a telephone call was out of the question. She is lucky she is not in the booby hatch already.
What the hell is wrong with you? Whenever I want to confront someone I always wear a disguise, hose ‘em with pepper spray, and carry a kidnap kit with me.
Not only that, but how would Shipman know where Nowak stood with the Casanova they had in common? Only he could tell her where she stood with him. Why didn’t she confront his lame *behind?*
Yes, she is. The judge should remove the tracker...right after she books herself back in to jail.
Lemme guess........She wants to do another cross country trip in in diapers?
Do we have a Pampers PING list here?
I have to wonder what seagoing commands, with real responsibility this Navy Captain, astronaut and psycho chick had.
If not we should. This very moment I'm considering robbing the 7/11 in diapers, baby bonnet and a pacifier....cause I might get lost in the beer section....well not really but couldn't resist... hee hee wahhhhh :>)
How will Scotty know the coordinates to beam her up if necessary?
File under stuff of nightmares.
"Welcome aboard United Airlines flight 23. This is your Captain, Lisa Nowak."
If it’s good enough for Martha Stewart, it’s good enough for No-whack.
When is this thing going to trial, anyway?
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