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Iran-US Face-Off goes Sci-Fi: Spy Squirrels and Godly UFOs (14 Spy Squirrels Captured)
IRNA via Kamangir ^
| July 6, 2007
| Arash Kamangir
Posted on 07/09/2007 6:02:22 AM PDT by atomic conspiracy
1- According to IRNA, the official Islamic Republic news agency, the national Police chief has implicitly verified the news about the confiscation of a number of squirrels, equipped with eavesdropping devices, on the Iranian borders. He has declined to give any more details, but, reportedly, when asked about the confiscation of 14 spy squirrels, he stated, “I have heard about it, but I do not have precise information”. IRNA adds, “These squirrels were equipped by foreign intelligence services, but were captured two weeks ago by the Police”.
2- The Iranian blogger Gameeron reports that he has heard on a state-run radio station that a cleric has been talking about the twelfth Imam, who is supposed to rise and make earth all Godly. He has reportedly mentioned, “It is not like Imam will use his sword to defeat the enemies. Have you not heard about the occasional news about the UFOs which are spotted in the sky? We know nothing about the passengers of those objects. Maybe, Imam will use UFOs to attack his enemies. Because, when the time comes, he will call you guys and will tell you, ‘You! Go and become the governor of London, You! Go and become the governor of Shicago. You! Go and become the governor of Berlin. You have to be ready for the time, when he calls on you to become the governor of Paris’”.
TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: boris; bullwinkle; natasha; rocky
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To: atomic conspiracy
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posted on
07/09/2007 6:03:43 AM PDT
by
Brilliant
To: atomic conspiracy
Hokey Smoke!!!
3
posted on
07/09/2007 6:05:09 AM PDT
by
Vaquero
(" an armed society is a polite society" Heinlein "MOLON LABE!" Leonidas of Sparta)
To: atomic conspiracy
4
posted on
07/09/2007 6:05:54 AM PDT
by
Bahbah
To: atomic conspiracy
Govern Paris? Why me? Who did I piss off?
5
posted on
07/09/2007 6:06:13 AM PDT
by
Enterprise
(I can't talk about liberals anymore because some of the words will get me sent to rehab.)
To: atomic conspiracy
You have to be ready for the time, when he calls on you to become the governor of ParisI've been ready to answer that call for years.
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posted on
07/09/2007 6:07:48 AM PDT
by
AU72
To: atomic conspiracy
Allright,. . .fine, you raggyheads can have Paris,. . But you ain’t gettin’ Shicago!!!
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posted on
07/09/2007 6:07:59 AM PDT
by
ExSafecracker
(George Bush. . . leading an "ARMY of JUAN")
To: atomic conspiracy
“These squirrels were equipped by foreign intelligence services, but were captured two weeks ago by the Police”. Quick somebody get PETA over there!
8
posted on
07/09/2007 6:08:54 AM PDT
by
badpacifist
(Remember when preachers used to preach and rock stars used to sing.)
To: SquirrelKing; martin_fierro
To: atomic conspiracy
Spy Squirrels? Lindsay Lohan and Brittney Spears are in Iran?
10
posted on
07/09/2007 6:10:56 AM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
("Who are you and what have you done with Hermione Granger?")
To: atomic conspiracy
They could just set the giant spiders on those spy sqirrels.
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posted on
07/09/2007 6:12:47 AM PDT
by
CaptRon
(Pedicaris alive or Raisuli dead)
To: atomic conspiracy
IBTCESP - (In before the cat eating squirel photos)
To: Bahbah
Please.
I mean.....I shall be laffing all day.
The cleverness of you people continually astounds me.
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posted on
07/09/2007 6:16:30 AM PDT
by
Fishtalk
(http://patfish.blogspot.com)
To: ExSafecracker
Sorry. but what they wear on their heads more resembles a sheet than a rag. From now on, please refer to them as “sheetheads”.
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posted on
07/09/2007 6:17:24 AM PDT
by
Lokibob
(Some people are like slinkys. Useless, but if you throw them down the stairs, you smile.)
To: atomic conspiracy
“It is not like Imam will use his sword to defeat the enemies. Have you not heard about the occasional news about the UFOs which are spotted in the sky? We know nothing about the passengers of those objects. Maybe, Imam will use UFOs to attack his enemies. Because, when the time comes, he will call you guys and will tell you, ‘You! Go and become the governor of London, You! Go and become the governor of Shicago. You! Go and become the governor of Berlin. You have to be ready for the time, when he calls on you to become the governor of Paris’”.
I don't know what these guys are smoking, but they could make a killing selling the stuff.
Unbelievable.
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posted on
07/09/2007 6:24:44 AM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(Press 1 for English, press 2 for deport)
Comment #16 Removed by Moderator
To: Brilliant
These people would be hilarious if they were not so rabidly dangerous.
Maybe a few more generations of raping their cousins will breed out what ever is left of their intelligence, and they will just quietly sit in the corner and drool.
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posted on
07/09/2007 6:28:00 AM PDT
by
Gorzaloon
("Being Fat, Stupid, and believing in Global Warming is no way to grow up, Son.")
To: frithguild
wOW - sorry. That was not the immage that I copied the properties for. Looks like www.bcdb.com plays games.
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posted on
07/09/2007 6:32:03 AM PDT
by
frithguild
(The Freepers moved as a group, like a school of sharks sweeping toward an unaware and unarmed victim)
To: Gorzaloon
They are rabidly dangerous. But if they want to arrest, or even decapitate, squirrels for spying on them, then I am all in favor of it. Heck, maybe we should feed their paranoia by actually equipping a few squirrels with listening devices.
To: atomic conspiracy
Did Lewis Farrakhan move to Iran?
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posted on
07/09/2007 6:33:33 AM PDT
by
darkwing104
(Let's get dangerous)
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