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Extra Carbon Dioxide Causing Plant Attacks
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| 2-16-07
| Ecoenquirer
Posted on 02/16/2007 5:26:20 PM PST by dynachrome
Residents of some normally peaceful neighborhoods expressed concern about the defensive mood that has descended over their towns. One elderly lady complained, "I used to take my begonia outside for a little fresh air and sunshine every day, but now I'm worried for her safety! I just keep her safe, indoors now".
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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: doom; ecoterror; globalwarming; mothernature
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We are doomed, I tell ya, doomed!!!
To: dynachrome
Around here I do my best to fight the good fight against the wild grape jihad.
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posted on
02/16/2007 5:28:31 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Peace without victory is a temporary illusion.)
To: dynachrome; cripplecreek
"Feed me Seymoure."
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posted on
02/16/2007 5:29:55 PM PST
by
Enterprise
(Drop pork bombs on the Islamofascist wankers. Praise the Lord and pass the hammunition.)
To: dynachrome
As if the crazy cat ladies weren't bad enough,now we are finding loony women who talk to their plants.
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posted on
02/16/2007 5:30:12 PM PST
by
Farmer Dean
(Every time a toilet flushes,another liberal gets his brains.)
To: dynachrome
Next week - Grudge Match: Kudzu VS Jack Bauer!
I'm putting my money on the Kudzu.
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posted on
02/16/2007 5:33:19 PM PST
by
dandelion
To: Enterprise
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posted on
02/16/2007 5:33:52 PM PST
by
KoRn
To: dandelion
I'm putting my money on the Kudzu.
Exactly what I would expect from "your kind" dandelion
;~)
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posted on
02/16/2007 5:36:34 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Peace without victory is a temporary illusion.)
To: dynachrome
Put the plant in her garden and lock the crazy woman up in the nut house!
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posted on
02/16/2007 5:39:19 PM PST
by
dalereed
To: cripplecreek
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posted on
02/16/2007 5:40:45 PM PST
by
dandelion
To: dynachrome
Great parody site. Thanks!
To: dynachrome
This is real?.... We need to take over the world.
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posted on
02/16/2007 5:41:46 PM PST
by
Porterville
(Bullies love Peace and the Peaceful fight Wars.)
To: dalereed
I think she has been smoking the begonia.
(My favorite story at the site is the one about the polar bear dying of heat exhaustion before "Jeremiah Johnson" could shoot it.)
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posted on
02/16/2007 5:42:17 PM PST
by
dynachrome
("Where am I? Where am I going? Why am I in a handbasket?")
To: Aussiebabe; ecoEnquirer
ecoenquirer is a funny guy.
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posted on
02/16/2007 5:43:13 PM PST
by
dynachrome
("Where am I? Where am I going? Why am I in a handbasket?")
To: dynachrome
"the one about the polar bear dying of heat exhaustion before "Jeremiah Johnson" could shoot it"
At least he didn't have to patch the bullet hole in the rug!
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posted on
02/16/2007 5:46:27 PM PST
by
dalereed
To: dynachrome
More cultivation required..
My tomatoes next year should be really huge.
To: dynachrome
To: cripplecreek
To: TASMANIANRED
careful what you wish for...
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posted on
02/16/2007 6:04:50 PM PST
by
Chode
(American Hedonist ©®)
To: dandelion
For those of us who live in the South, we know Kudzu. Kudzu grows like an unchained beast (kind of like government spending, got the picture?). I have heard stories of roots forty feet long and growth rates of up to a foot a day.
Getting rid of the stuff is a lesson in persistent attacks of Round-Up, grubbing out and burning if possible. It has been growing like this since some do-gooder brought it into this country about 80 years ago. It just loves our abundant sunshine,heat, moisture and fertile soil here in the South. It has been growing at prodigious rates since it arrived. The rate of growth has not increased due to CO2--it is already at warp speed!
I have seen take over cars, sheds, fences, etc. The first frost and all the leaves die leaving a tangled mess of thick woody vine stems.
Some old timers are afraid to stand still near a field of Kudzu. They fear being swallowed up by the stuff ;-)
P.S.This article is bull diddle.
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posted on
02/16/2007 6:12:04 PM PST
by
Tarheel
(If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere... Rudy--2008)
To: dynachrome
Return of the Giant Hogweed.
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posted on
02/16/2007 6:22:39 PM PST
by
P.O.E.
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