Simple Things We All Can Do To Help Stop Global Warming (Barbra's dishwashing and refrigerator tips)

www.barbrastreisand.com ^ | Posted October 18, 2006 | Barbra Streisand

[steve8714]

..too many..

[basil]

I haven't yet gotten so bored with life that I would spend any part of it going to Streisand's web site.

[CountryBumpkin]

[Algore]Build a giant space shade between Earth and the Sun.[/Algore]

[GregB]

Well said fellow irishman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OpusatFR]

How about we confiscate Ms. Bab's excess worldly goods and distribute them to the needy along with her excess cash.

In that way, no further energy expenditure to produce the goods necessary for the poor's survival will be necessary. Bab's uses way too much energy in a living spaces that are too large and require too much precious energy. She needs at least four migrant families to fill up that space. Land isn't being made anymore, Babs, and you have more than you are entitled to inhabit.

Live green, Babs. I can show you how.

Opus
(The conservative permaculturalist)

[Brad from Tennessee]

13) Attempt to reduce personal and entourage cocaine use due to the carbon factors associated with aircraft fuel expended in the atmosphere to transport the product from Bogota to Hollywood.

[bondjamesbond]

Most of us little people save energy to save money. It is only the super-rich class that has to pretend that by saving energy they are saving the World.

Oh, and BTW, they don't worry too much about saving energy, anyway.

[babble-on]

install bi-directional windmills on her nostrils, connect to power grid.

[FastCoyote]

"I haven't yet gotten so bored with life that I would spend any part of it going to Streisand's web site."

I was researching for a novel I'm writing, you just can't make up stuff like Babs! The scene: my hero has to meet the president (Clint Williams) at a fundraiser. All hell breaks loose :)

[bradthebuilder]

Suggestions one through eight are good sense energy saving tips. I had not thought to clean the condenser on my fridge. I'll do that tonight. However, as a warning, we should remember not to dim the fluorescent bulbs.

[Lee'sGhost]

Here's an idea. Quit wasting energy making crappy movies and concerts.

[bondjamesbond]

The caustic soda used in the primary refining operation for Cocaine is an ecological disaster, not to mention the destruction of wild space for cultivation. If the Hollywood super-rich really wanted to save the rain forest, they would cut down on their Cocaine consumption.

[Last Laugh]

Even babbles DOG looks unhappy. Poor thing.

[Fairview]

Here are some more cool suggestions on ways you too can help our environment and fight global warming:
13. Park your private jet, leave the helicopter in the hangar, and fly on scheduled airlines!
14. Tell your entourage to ride in hybrids!
15. Sell your mansion and buy a house with only the square footage you actually need. Instead of air-conditioning, open the windows to the breezes in the summer and take lots of showers to stay fragrant!
16. Send your staff of gardeners back to Mexico, store that polluting mower, and buy some environmentally-friendly sheep to keep your acreage looking neat!

[Brad from Tennessee]

This airhead, like the rest of the sheep in Hollywood, never had an original idea in her life. Link below is for Al Gordo's website which lists the exact same "tips" Barbara offers:

http://www.climatecrisis.net/takeaction/whatyoucando/

[Brad from Tennessee]

Not to mention the toxic affects of hydrochloric acid, acetone and ether.

[kromike]

Even babbles DOG looks unhappy. Poor thing.

Nice jab on Rosie. Or did you mean the other dog?

[agere_contra]

Babs, how will mending my fridge -

a) alter volcano activity?
b) alter the Milankovitch cycle?
c) change the cyclical heat output of the sun?

[reagan_fanatic]

I think Babs could do her part to stop visual pollution...

[massgopguy]

I'm sorry, did Babs say something? I was busy spraying component freeze into a styrofoam cup.