I knew it! I just knew it. Since 1998, I've been saying that liberals suffer from some form of mental disorder. I have finally been proven right!
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To: NorthernRight
Libs dream about steamy sex. Conservatives have it.
2 posted on
09/27/2006 8:18:36 AM PDT by
pissant
To: NorthernRight
I once dreamt I was deep sea fishing on a charter boat with Lt. Colombo.
I thought it must of had something to do with my fondness of cigars.
6 posted on
09/27/2006 8:23:01 AM PDT by
HEY4QDEMS
(Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.)
To: NorthernRight
Among them was a nightmare: I was at a presidential rally where George W. Bush was speaking. There was so much red, white and blue. LOL, what kooks. These are the same moonbats who get mad if you attack their patriotism.
To: NorthernRight
Well... if my wife looked like a typical liberal hag, I guess I'd be having dreams about sex with strangers too.
To: NorthernRight
Conservatives dreams were, on average, far more mundane and focused on realistic people, situations and settings
..Conservatives were far more likely to report having sexual dreams about their spouse or current partner.Wow! This is dead on. For the past two weeks I've had the same dream every night. I'm balancing my checkbook, then all of a sudden I'm in an "encounter" with Mrs. SCR. In the missionary position, of course.
9 posted on
09/27/2006 8:26:03 AM PDT by
Southside_Chicago_Republican
(Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new and there you will find things only evil and inhuman)
To: NorthernRight
The study includes some dreams recounted by liberals. Among them was a nightmare: I was at a presidential rally where George W. Bush was speaking. There was so much red, white and blue. Bush speaks: 'There are those who say that we are giving up our civil liberties. But I say, we should be proud to sacrifice our freedoms for America!' The crowd went wild, cheering and waving flags. I woke up in a cold sweat.Taking a wild guess on the source for this.....DUmmies!!!!!!
10 posted on
09/27/2006 8:26:57 AM PDT by
NRA1995
(Clinton "tried", 3000 died)
To: NorthernRight
Great point, and great Graphic. Having said that, I do think my dreams are more moderate. I definately have some weird ones..
13 posted on
09/27/2006 8:27:57 AM PDT by
Paradox
(American Conservatives: Keeping the world safe for Liberalism.)
To: NorthernRight
sex with a stranger, flying or the dead John Kerry dreams about sex with a flying dead stranger.
14 posted on
09/27/2006 8:28:49 AM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: NorthernRight
Hah, nothing serious. In antiquity it was treated by large doses of hellebore [to cause massive purgation from both the upper and lower ends], and at present a large enema every 20 or 30 minutes [for a couple days at least, generally till the cure is accomplished] is indicated. Works like a charm, and is to be repeated as needed.
18 posted on
09/27/2006 8:29:31 AM PDT by
GSlob
To: NorthernRight
Nonsense. I have flying dreams all the time, and I had a chat with my grandfather in a dream not long after he passed. And I ain't no steeenking Lib!
;o)
19 posted on
09/27/2006 8:31:22 AM PDT by
LIConFem
(Just opened a new seafood restaurant in Great Britain, called "Squid Pro Quid")
To: NorthernRight; fanfan; Pikamax; Former Proud Canadian; Great Dane; Alberta's Child; headsonpikes; ..
20 posted on
09/27/2006 8:32:27 AM PDT by
GMMAC
(Discover Canada governed by Conservatives: www.CanadianAlly.com)
To: All
A couple of points:
1) Conservative women are more beautiful, due to a restful and intelligent mind and more attention to grooming. Higher self-esteem means they look prettier. A stable, calm mind means they don't project their inner turmoil on to their features.
2) I dream prosaic, mundane dreams about people I know - co-workers, family, etc., and about my old house I used to live in. I haven't had a sexual, or even a wet dream in many, many years.
22 posted on
09/27/2006 8:36:30 AM PDT by
NorthernRight
(Liberalism is a mental disorder - Socialism is a mental illness!)
To: NorthernRight
That's funny, when I was a liberal I dreamed about sex all the time. Now that I'm a conservative, I never have sex dreams...
23 posted on
09/27/2006 8:37:30 AM PDT by
sandbar
To: NorthernRight
I dreamed I was having sex with Tereza. that's about as strange as it gets.
24 posted on
09/27/2006 8:38:50 AM PDT by
camle
(keep your mind open and somebody will fill it full of something for you)
To: NorthernRight
Among his findings, Kelly Bulkeley discovered liberals are more restless sleepers and have a higher number of bizarre, surreal dreams, including fantasy settings and a wide variety of sexual encounters.where making concessions to Islamofascists bring world peace.
25 posted on
09/27/2006 8:40:47 AM PDT by
Tokra
(I think I'll retire to Bedlam.)
To: NorthernRight
My last bizarre dream was about writing a sequel to "Lord of the Rings", in which Aragorn extends the bounds of his domain into what was once Mordor, and rebuilds a palace there, only discover that Sauron left an unfinished ring in its heart, which corrupts the souls of his courtiers.
I'm not sure what this means, but it was very vivid.
Regards, Ivan
31 posted on
09/27/2006 8:46:08 AM PDT by
MadIvan
(I aim to misbehave.)
To: NorthernRight
32 posted on
09/27/2006 8:47:19 AM PDT by
steve-b
(The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.)
To: NorthernRight
"If youve recently dreamed about sex with a stranger, flying or the dead coming back to life, chances are youre probably a liberal rather than a conservative."
Uh oh!
To: NorthernRight
LibeRATs dreaming? More like haaaluucinating about Woodstock and fat interns and having power over the world, aaaand then they wake up and there is no Algore in the White House but munching on White Castle buuuugers.
ffffFReeeepeeee!!!
To: NorthernRight
Kelly Bulkeley discovered liberals are more restless sleepersDue to a guilty conscience, perhaps? /s
40 posted on
09/27/2006 9:03:48 AM PDT by
wbill
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