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I knew it! I just knew it. Since 1998, I've been saying that liberals suffer from some form of mental disorder. I have finally been proven right!


1 posted on 09/27/2006 8:17:13 AM PDT by NorthernRight
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To: NorthernRight

Libs dream about steamy sex. Conservatives have it.


2 posted on 09/27/2006 8:18:36 AM PDT by pissant
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To: NorthernRight
I once dreamt I was deep sea fishing on a charter boat with Lt. Colombo.

I thought it must of had something to do with my fondness of cigars.
6 posted on 09/27/2006 8:23:01 AM PDT by HEY4QDEMS (Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.)
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Among them was a nightmare: “I was at a presidential rally where George W. Bush was speaking. There was so much red, white and blue.

LOL, what kooks. These are the same moonbats who get mad if you attack their patriotism.

7 posted on 09/27/2006 8:25:27 AM PDT by Always Right
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Well... if my wife looked like a typical liberal hag, I guess I'd be having dreams about sex with strangers too.


8 posted on 09/27/2006 8:25:48 AM PDT by TheLooseThread
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Conservatives’ dreams were, on average, far more mundane and focused on realistic people, situations and settings…..Conservatives were far more likely to report having sexual dreams about their spouse or current partner.

Wow! This is dead on. For the past two weeks I've had the same dream every night. I'm balancing my checkbook, then all of a sudden I'm in an "encounter" with Mrs. SCR. In the missionary position, of course.

9 posted on 09/27/2006 8:26:03 AM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new and there you will find things only evil and inhuman)
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The study includes some dreams recounted by liberals. Among them was a nightmare: “I was at a presidential rally where George W. Bush was speaking. There was so much red, white and blue. Bush speaks: 'There are those who say that we are giving up our civil liberties. But I say, we should be proud to sacrifice our freedoms for America!' The crowd went wild, cheering and waving flags. I woke up in a cold sweat.”

Taking a wild guess on the source for this.....DUmmies!!!!!!

10 posted on 09/27/2006 8:26:57 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Clinton "tried", 3000 died)
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To: NorthernRight

Great point, and great Graphic. Having said that, I do think my dreams are more moderate. I definately have some weird ones..


13 posted on 09/27/2006 8:27:57 AM PDT by Paradox (American Conservatives: Keeping the world safe for Liberalism.)
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To: NorthernRight
sex with a stranger, flying or the dead

John Kerry dreams about sex with a flying dead stranger.

14 posted on 09/27/2006 8:28:49 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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Hah, nothing serious. In antiquity it was treated by large doses of hellebore [to cause massive purgation from both the upper and lower ends], and at present a large enema every 20 or 30 minutes [for a couple days at least, generally till the cure is accomplished] is indicated. Works like a charm, and is to be repeated as needed.


18 posted on 09/27/2006 8:29:31 AM PDT by GSlob
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Nonsense. I have flying dreams all the time, and I had a chat with my grandfather in a dream not long after he passed. And I ain't no steeenking Lib!

;o)
19 posted on 09/27/2006 8:31:22 AM PDT by LIConFem (Just opened a new seafood restaurant in Great Britain, called "Squid Pro Quid")
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20 posted on 09/27/2006 8:32:27 AM PDT by GMMAC (Discover Canada governed by Conservatives: www.CanadianAlly.com)
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A couple of points:
1) Conservative women are more beautiful, due to a restful and intelligent mind and more attention to grooming. Higher self-esteem means they look prettier. A stable, calm mind means they don't project their inner turmoil on to their features.

2) I dream prosaic, mundane dreams about people I know - co-workers, family, etc., and about my old house I used to live in. I haven't had a sexual, or even a wet dream in many, many years.

22 posted on 09/27/2006 8:36:30 AM PDT by NorthernRight (Liberalism is a mental disorder - Socialism is a mental illness!)
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That's funny, when I was a liberal I dreamed about sex all the time. Now that I'm a conservative, I never have sex dreams...


23 posted on 09/27/2006 8:37:30 AM PDT by sandbar
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To: NorthernRight

I dreamed I was having sex with Tereza. that's about as strange as it gets.


24 posted on 09/27/2006 8:38:50 AM PDT by camle (keep your mind open and somebody will fill it full of something for you)
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Among his findings, Kelly Bulkeley discovered liberals are more restless sleepers and have a higher number of bizarre, surreal dreams, including fantasy settings and a wide variety of sexual encounters.where making concessions to Islamofascists bring world peace.
25 posted on 09/27/2006 8:40:47 AM PDT by Tokra (I think I'll retire to Bedlam.)
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My last bizarre dream was about writing a sequel to "Lord of the Rings", in which Aragorn extends the bounds of his domain into what was once Mordor, and rebuilds a palace there, only discover that Sauron left an unfinished ring in its heart, which corrupts the souls of his courtiers.

I'm not sure what this means, but it was very vivid.

Regards, Ivan

31 posted on 09/27/2006 8:46:08 AM PDT by MadIvan (I aim to misbehave.)
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liberals are more restless sleepers and have a higher number of bizarre, surreal dreams

DUmmie FUnnies 06-13-05 ("What meds do you take?")

32 posted on 09/27/2006 8:47:19 AM PDT by steve-b (The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.)
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"If you’ve recently dreamed about sex with a stranger, flying or the dead coming back to life, chances are you’re probably a liberal rather than a conservative."

Uh oh!


34 posted on 09/27/2006 8:48:33 AM PDT by SoCal Pubbie
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LibeRATs dreaming? More like haaaluucinating about Woodstock and fat interns and having power over the world, aaaand then they wake up and there is no Algore in the White House but munching on White Castle buuuugers.
ffffFReeeepeeee!!!


37 posted on 09/27/2006 8:58:48 AM PDT by Leo Carpathian (ffffFReeeePeee!)
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» There was so much red, white and blue...

Yeah, that would be a nightmare to a Leftist.

38 posted on 09/27/2006 8:59:03 AM PDT by TonyRo76 (American by birth. Patriot by choice. Christian by grace.)
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