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DFU SONG: Love Hurts (this photo of Streisand will hurt and make your eyes bleed)
DFU SONGS ^
| 9-2006
| Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 09/23/2006 10:59:27 PM PDT by doug from upland
I apologize for having to subject you to this photo, but it was necessary for the song.
MIDI - LOVE HURTS
A sow, a cow...she is, and how
I am so aghast...got milk, I ask
This is torturous...hit me with bus
'Cause I want to die...my poor bleeding eyes
They hurt...they hurt
Gee whiz, Babs, no...they hang so low
Please make it stop...or else my head will pop
This is torturous...hit me with bus
'Cause I want to die...my poor bleeding eyes
They hurt...they hurt
Some claim Abu Ghraib was bad...but I think they've all been had
What is there that's worse than this?
Those things could drive you mad
This is torturous...hit me with bus
'Cause I want to die...my poor bleeding eyes
They hurt...they hurt...they hurt
(screeching musical interlude...sorry, but it's better than the photo)
This is torturous...hit me with bus
'Cause I want to die...my poor bleeding eyes
They hurt...they hurt...they hurt
TOPICS: Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: babs; cow; dfusong; gotmilk; streisand; torture
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This is about as much fun as I've had writing a really mean-spirited mocking one. This will probably rank just behind the song memorializing Katy's colonoscopy when the doctors found her brain in her ***.
To: doug from upland
2
posted on
09/23/2006 11:16:52 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
To: doug from upland
Now I know it's time for me to turn this thing off and go to bed. My eyes are broken.
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posted on
09/23/2006 11:18:56 PM PDT
by
Texagirl4W
(Jesus came to forgive sin, not to accept sin.)
To: doug from upland
DFU, your lyrics are never better than when they are animated and inspired by the intense love and respect you obviously feel for Barbra/ It's like Mama's cookin'!!
To: doug from upland
Which is Streisand post 1 or 2?
To: doug from upland
It's worse than just going naked - she must think this is sexy...but considering the source of the thinking...
6
posted on
09/23/2006 11:22:00 PM PDT
by
maine-iac7
("...but you can't fool all of the people all of the time." Lincoln)
To: doug from upland
I can hardly believe she went out in public dressed like that.
7
posted on
09/23/2006 11:24:52 PM PDT
by
onyx
(1 Billion Muslims -- IF only 10% are radical, that's still 100 Million who want to kill us.)
To: Texagirl4W
Oh Jeez, my eyes hurt too...this pic is like a virus, or, a bacteria, that will spread painful eyes to all that dare look.
To: doug from upland
9
posted on
09/23/2006 11:27:37 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
To: doug from upland
10
posted on
09/23/2006 11:30:14 PM PDT
by
Yaelle
To: Yaelle
11
posted on
09/23/2006 11:31:25 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
To: Yaelle
12
posted on
09/23/2006 11:34:51 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
To: doug from upland
I can't believe I found this. Besides Kevin Bacon, there is Josh Brolin.
13
posted on
09/23/2006 11:38:03 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
To: doug from upland
What ARE these women thinking? Can't they afford MIRRORS?
14
posted on
09/23/2006 11:38:11 PM PDT
by
Yaelle
To: doug from upland
Heck, even this.
Keep America beautiful, please! Spare us all!
15
posted on
09/23/2006 11:41:52 PM PDT
by
Yaelle
To: doug from upland
A sow, a cow...she is, and how A Cow?? A Sow??
Why do you want to insult innocent livestock?
There's not a real Cow or Sow alive that'd claim kin to her.
Let it be on record that I hereby demand you apologize to ALL Bovine and Swine critters on Planet Earth for your insensitive insults!
I mean, good heavens, man...it was bad enough you subjected your fellow FReepers to that horrible picture!
16
posted on
09/23/2006 11:41:55 PM PDT
by
Fiddlstix
(Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
To: Fiddlstix
17
posted on
09/23/2006 11:42:50 PM PDT
by
onyx
(1 Billion Muslims -- IF only 10% are radical, that's still 100 Million who want to kill us.)
To: doug from upland
Fortunately, she cancelled her Michigan appearance.
18
posted on
09/23/2006 11:43:57 PM PDT
by
Westlander
(Unleash the Neutron Bomb)
To: doug from upland
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posted on
09/23/2006 11:44:13 PM PDT
by
Kirkwood
To: doug from upland
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