And I’m sure his wife is in full agreement!
If the mod tonight is a male, this thread is gonna get a thousand hits. If its a female, were headed immediately to chatville.
I'm smarter than my wife and it is easy to prove. I married her, and she was stupid enough to marry me.
I was out of beer, so on the way to the liquor store, I called my wife and asked her if she needed some chardonnay. She said yes, as a matter of fact, and that the Shop Rite had Kendall Jackson on sale. So, I checked with the manager, and he said that it was not on sale anymore. I told him that my wife said it WAS, and he said that my wife was wrong. I then said that HE must be mistaken, since my wife was NEVER wrong.
He laughed and said that she must know his wife.