Yes.
Hi! I'm Billy Mays for "Water Bags"!
These amazing bags are $49.95 each. BUT if you order now - dial 1-800-IAM-DUMB, operators are waiting - they're only $19.95 each (PLUS S&H). And if you call in the next ten minutes we'll throw in an extra bag F-R-E-E. As a special BONUS we'll also include a Pet Rock! But you must order N-O-W.(No C.O.D. and not available in NY, Mass, IL, CA, or any other state with laws against fraud.)
[Outlaw Billy Mays - or will someone please beat the crap out of him.]
Bumping this year-old thread to let you know that I've got the "Billy Mays Talking Alarmclock" in product development at this very moment.
With that irritating shriek of his, no one will ever hit the Snooze Button, knowing they'd have to hear it all over again...
"It's 6:01 am! But wait! There's more!"