Pat, you ARE such a pill! Let's do lunch some time and talk this thing out, shall we? I hope to change your mind on a few matters.
--Your friend Molly
Posted on 08/02/2006 10:19:27 AM PDT by EveningStar
For some people, I guess negative attention is better than none at all.
Maybe you should join a support group.
I think this would make the website admins and owners at that site literally burst in to tears and flames.
.... can't believe someone didn't already post this classic gem ....
The Ultimate Flame
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.
You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, Byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.
Having never met them, I have no idea...I certainly believe Clinton was a coward, not because he had a deferment at Oxford, but because he said he "loathed" the military and said he would have fled to Canada if his uncle could not pull strings get him in the "safe" Navy Reserve unit as a JAG officer during Vietnam (and, BTW, the Air Guard and Reserve were thought of as "safe" during Vietnam because the active duty folks were filling their quotas with draftees)...I also wonder about Cheney, who applied for FOUR deferments through college then, when he finished grad school, begged his draft board for a fifth one because he was a "new father." I knew a lot of "new fathers" during Vietnam but the ones I knew were in the service fighting for their country!
My husband didn't serve in Viet Nam because of a college deferment. Is he a coward........then and now?
Let's raise the bar here. My brother didn't serve in Viet Nam because of a college deferment AND a seminary deferment (he's been a pastor for 40 years).
Is my brother a coward? Was he a 'draft dodger' because of his education?
Or are there actual exceptions to your "If you didn't serve in Viet Nam you are a coward" routine.
And what about your constant leftist inspired attacks on my son's Commander in Chief? You routinely call him a coward, and sank so deep in the mud as to post a leftist photoshopped picture of him in a wig. Do you really think he is a coward because his unit didn't actually GO to Viet Nam?
How far down this path are you willing to go? How deep into the corner you have painted yourself are you willing to crawl?
So far, you haven't shown that you are intellectually honest.
Try it. Answer my questions.
'mean'dog will start crying and call you a cyberbully if you keep that up....
This is also particularly dreadful for teens who are bullied in school and then further harrassed on the internet, by their peers.
Then I woke up and realized I was dealing with YOU.
See ya, Molly......
I answered your question, Pat, and I say again, "I would have to know more about him (reasons for not going, war over, high number in draft, etc...or...anti-war, would flee to Canada before going, etc.) before I could make a judgement"
Let's raise the bar here. My brother didn't serve in Viet Nam because of a college deferment AND a seminary deferment (he's been a pastor for 40 years). Is my brother a coward? Was he a 'draft dodger' because of his education?
Hmmm-m-m-m was he a C.O.? We certainly could have used more chaplains.
Or are there actual exceptions to your "If you didn't serve in Viet Nam you are a coward" routine.
Certainly, and I never implied there weren't.
And what about your constant leftist inspired attacks on my son's Commander in Chief? You routinely call him a coward, and sank so deep in the mud as to post a leftist photoshopped picture of him in a wig. Do you really think he is a coward because his unit didn't actually GO to Viet Nam?
First of all, I HAVE NEVER CALLED HIM A "COWARD" GET THAT STRAIGHT! I merely pointed out the difference between active duty service during Vietnam and service in the Guard. Secondly, the site of him was a humor site, not a "leftist one!"
How far down this path are you willing to go? How deep into the corner you have painted yourself are you willing to crawl?
Pat, you need to get a grip of ourself...you're drifting to the hysterical! So far, you haven't shown that you are intellectually honest. Try it. Answer my questions.
Pat, you really tickle me, LOL! I love sparring in games of mental agility with you but it really is getting a little boring with me WINNING every time! Please at least try to be a tad more substantive and a lot more complex. I realize that it will take more "gray matter" but, Pat, I think if you put in more practice you could pull it off.
And watch out for all of us middle aged female conservatives who make you cower in fear and say incredibly bizarre things because of our intimidating 'bullying' techniques. LOL!
We're a fearsome lot, we are, and you are right to be afraid. :))
(btw..........answers to questions don't start with "IF". You're apparently afraid of everything, including honest debate and direct responses. Too bad. I would have enjoyed beating the pants off of you, but instead, I just had to watch your backside as you ran away from the fight).
I will miss you though. You're the easiest mark on this forum.
I am no match for your razor sharp intellect, nor your logic and courage.
You 'won' alright...........BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(Did I mention that John Kerry agrees with you too? You're on the right side of this fight, alright! Molly, Dan and JFKerry........allies in your fight against conservatism. No more needs to be said about you).
Thank you for acknowledging the palpable...as my favorite rock group, "Queen," points out, when it comes to you "I Am the Champion" and will "Rock You!" Nah-nah-nah-nah, hey hey, good bye!
I know you two are buds when it comes to agreeing about the lack of 'courage' in the President and VP.
Oh, and don't forget to thank your feminazi friend, Molly Ivans for the use of her mindless slam 'shrub' to describe the leader of the free world, and the Commander in Chief of the finest military in the history of the world.
I'm sure Molly will be thrilled to know that she's been such an inspiration and influence on a freeper in 'good' standing like you.
Still watching CBS for their reports on the President's military service too?
What a fun life you must lead, braveheart......reading Molly, cheering for Kerry, hanging on Dan Rather's every word....
I will miss our talks. I don't know that many leftists in real life, so this has been kinda fun for me.
Pat, you ARE such a pill! Let's do lunch some time and talk this thing out, shall we? I hope to change your mind on a few matters.
--Your friend Molly
This whole 'Pat' thing is a product of your fevered leftist mind with no source nor reason. It's just weird.
I'm not at all offended. Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm starting to get seriously concerned about your mental health.
I'm serious. You need help.
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