Posted on 07/20/2006 12:01:40 PM PDT by petercooper
We have a winner...
The Chinese Ambassador wipped his lapel and said "Naw, it's just some ice cream."
Hu "yah we both know this UN has no...."
Botlon "har har har"
"and remember when we shipped your spy plane back in pieces...and the best part was we billed you!!.."...
"Where Mr. Gleen Jeans?"
Then we can run Newt under him. Newt cares about us. I think.
Bolton: "Guangya Wang, that's really your name? Ya know, back where I come from, "wang" is what we call a penis! I can't pronounce that "Guangya" crap, so I'm gonna call you YankMy. YankMy Wang, get it? hahahaha
.."and you though Dean was going to win? ha,ha,ha,ha,.. MosleyBraun?...ha,ha,ha,ha,..Admiral Kellry?, hahahawhoaha,ha,ha...(tears)..wait,wait...(grin)..Kursinichiwa...whoa, ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,wait wait..you make raff so hard, I droppin noddles, ha,ha,ha,ha"
Doogle
"You tly Kom-pao chicken and eggror, Mistah Bolton."
We just got a call from the North Koreans. They are changing their demands. They now want a truckload of Viagra to help Kim Il with his erectile missile disfunctiton
"Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!"
}:-)4
"My bad Wang, I thought you said you wanted to see my e*l*ection!"
Late last night, former House Majority Leader Tom Delay was on Israel National Radio with Tovia Singer to speak about the war. He categorically stated that "the peace process is a sham". In regard to the Gaza expulsion last year, he said that he had previously warned that "pulling out is not the answer". "They said [the Israeli Gov't] it cost too much to protect the Jews in Gaza, well hello! go in their and clean out those that want to kill Jews". In regard to US support he said that its not enough to morally support them, but we must be an active "partner" with them by openly supplying weapons. When asked about Condi Rice's planned visit to Israel he said, "I am very concerned, who is she going to meet with? Hamas? Leaders who are weak on Hizbollah?" "I demand that she openly stand with the Israeli PM and detail all of the things that we are openly doing in partnership with Israel so the Iranians will get the message that if you mess with Israel, you mess with us."
Waahs on second....
"Really? You guys call him 'Mr. Ronery' too? I didn't know 'Team America: World Police' had gotten released in China."
"Oh yes! We rove it. 'Firm Actors Guird?' Funny! Stone and Parker, they geniuses. Rook, I watch 'South Park!' 'You kirr Kenny! You bastards!' Hahahaha! 'Dirka dirka!'"
}:-)4
Ha! You caught on. (see my #26).
Can you believe it? There are people who think Chuck Norris is tough! Amateur...
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