CAPTION JOHN BOLTON

AP Via Yahoo News ^ | 07-15-06 | AP Via Yahoo News

[petercooper]

U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations (U.N.) John Bolton (L) shares a laugh with Chinese Ambassador to the U.N. Guangya Wang, shortly before the U.N. Security Council voted to unanimously approve a resolution to impose weapons-related sanctions on North Korea in response to its flurry of missile tests earlier this month, in New York, July 15, 2006. REUTERS/Mike Segar (UNITED STATES)

[petercooper]

Chinese dude: "A man goes into a bar with a giraffe, they both get a couple of rounds in. When they get up to leave they're extremely drunk and the giraffe passes out and falls over. The man opens the door, about to leave by himself, when the bartender stops him suddenly and says, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!" The man turns around and slurs, "Don't be silly, that's not a lion, that's a giraffe!"

[rhombus]

Hu's on first...

[GSlob]

Probably they were cracking a joke about NK Kim.

[txhurl]

If we were to change his hair around a little bit, dress him different, he'd look like TR and we could draft him for POTUS.

What, you gotta better idea?

[Darkwolf377]

Bolton: "What're YOU laughing for, you're next!"

[Whiskey123]

Probably overdone but:

"Varmint, I'm a-gonna blow you to smithereens!"

[ConservativeMan55]

bttt

[Darkwolf377]

"So what do you call this act? And the guy says, 'The Aristocrats!'"

[mother22wife21]

*blush* I Truly laughed out loud.

Ever wonder why splunkers are called that?

That's the sound they make when they hit bottom....giggle

[cardinal4]

And John Bolton goes, "Thats not Kofi Anan, thats your wife!"

[lilylangtree]

"Some of your buddies actually did Hillary and Bill in the Lincoln Bedroom?"

[PajamaTruthMafia]

Chinese Ambassador: "My government just announced a crackdown on corruption - Bwahaha!"

[Izzy Dunne]

Chinese dude: An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scotsman go into a bar, and each orders a beer. In come three flies and plink, plank, plonk, land in the three beers.
The Englishman says "Ewwwwwwww!" and pushes the beer away.
The Irishman picks out the fly, says "Oh!", flicks it away, and resumes drinking.
The Scotsman picks out the fly, and says "Spit it out, ya wee bastid!"

[KarlInOhio]

Ambassador Bolton, Kofi's proctologist called and asked if you want your shoe back.

[mother22wife21]

Drats this is why I don't tell jokes.... should read spelunker....

[doug from upland]

Hey, Bolton looks congenial. That's not what Hairplugs Biden said about him.

[Mr. Jeeves]

To get elected, a Presidential candidate apparently needs to be able to play the role of "a guy who cares about people like me".

Unfortunately, Bolton could never pull that off.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

[DungeonMaster]

Do you think I want to stand in the unemployment line with those LOW LIFES!?

[geezerwheezer]

" And then the dumb bastar*s launched their rocket and 41 seconds later....kabloooeeey!!!"