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CAPTION JOHN BOLTON
AP Via Yahoo News ^
| 07-15-06
| AP Via Yahoo News
Posted on 07/20/2006 12:01:40 PM PDT by petercooper
U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations (U.N.) John Bolton (L) shares a laugh with Chinese Ambassador to the U.N. Guangya Wang, shortly before the U.N. Security Council voted to unanimously approve a resolution to impose weapons-related sanctions on North Korea in response to its flurry of missile tests earlier this month, in New York, July 15, 2006. REUTERS/Mike Segar (UNITED STATES)
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bolton
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Chinese dude: "A man goes into a bar with a giraffe, they both get a couple of rounds in. When they get up to leave they're extremely drunk and the giraffe passes out and falls over. The man opens the door, about to leave by himself, when the bartender stops him suddenly and says, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!" The man turns around and slurs, "Don't be silly, that's not a lion, that's a giraffe!"
To: petercooper
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posted on
07/20/2006 12:02:37 PM PDT
by
rhombus
To: petercooper
Probably they were cracking a joke about NK Kim.
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posted on
07/20/2006 12:02:49 PM PDT
by
GSlob
To: petercooper
If we were to change his hair around a little bit, dress him different, he'd look like TR and we could draft him for POTUS.
What, you gotta better idea?
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posted on
07/20/2006 12:04:45 PM PDT
by
txhurl
To: petercooper
Bolton: "What're YOU laughing for, you're next!"
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posted on
07/20/2006 12:05:21 PM PDT
by
Darkwolf377
(http://www.savethesoldiers.com/)
To: petercooper
Probably overdone but:
"Varmint, I'm a-gonna blow you to smithereens!"
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posted on
07/20/2006 12:05:23 PM PDT
by
Whiskey123
(It would seem to me....)
To: txflake
To: petercooper
"So what do you call this act? And the guy says, 'The Aristocrats!'"
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posted on
07/20/2006 12:06:02 PM PDT
by
Darkwolf377
(http://www.savethesoldiers.com/)
To: petercooper
*blush* I Truly laughed out loud.
Ever wonder why splunkers are called that?
That's the sound they make when they hit bottom....giggle
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posted on
07/20/2006 12:06:58 PM PDT
by
mother22wife21
( NO NEGOTIATIONS WITH EVIL)
To: petercooper
And John Bolton goes, "Thats not Kofi Anan, thats your wife!"
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posted on
07/20/2006 12:07:40 PM PDT
by
cardinal4
(America, despite the usual suspects, stands firmly with Israel..)
To: petercooper
"Some of your buddies actually did Hillary and Bill in the Lincoln Bedroom?"
To: petercooper
Chinese Ambassador: "My government just announced a crackdown on corruption - Bwahaha!"
To: petercooper
Chinese dude: An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scotsman go into a bar, and each orders a beer. In come three flies and plink, plank, plonk, land in the three beers.
The Englishman says "Ewwwwwwww!" and pushes the beer away.
The Irishman picks out the fly, says "Oh!", flicks it away, and resumes drinking.
The Scotsman picks out the fly, and says "Spit it out, ya wee bastid!"
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posted on
07/20/2006 12:09:15 PM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: petercooper
Ambassador Bolton, Kofi's proctologist called and asked if you want your shoe back.
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posted on
07/20/2006 12:10:44 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Loose lips sink ships - and the New York Times really doesn't have a problem with sinking ships.)
To: mother22wife21
Drats this is why I don't tell jokes.... should read spelunker....
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posted on
07/20/2006 12:10:54 PM PDT
by
mother22wife21
( NO NEGOTIATIONS WITH EVIL)
To: petercooper
Hey, Bolton looks congenial. That's not what Hairplugs Biden said about him.
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posted on
07/20/2006 12:10:59 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
To: txflake
To get elected, a Presidential candidate apparently needs to be able to play the role of "a guy who cares about people like me".
Unfortunately, Bolton could never pull that off.
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posted on
07/20/2006 12:11:23 PM PDT
by
Mr. Jeeves
("When the government is invasive, the people are wanting." -- Tao Te Ching)
To: Whiskey123
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posted on
07/20/2006 12:11:24 PM PDT
by
ButThreeLeftsDo
(Carry Daily, Apply Sparingly.)
To: petercooper
Do you think I want to stand in the unemployment line with those LOW LIFES!?
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posted on
07/20/2006 12:11:53 PM PDT
by
DungeonMaster
(More and more churches are nada scriptura.)
To: petercooper
" And then the dumb bastar*s launched their rocket and 41 seconds later....kabloooeeey!!!"
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posted on
07/20/2006 12:12:10 PM PDT
by
geezerwheezer
(get up boys, we're burnin' daylight!!!)
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