Police: UCF Student Set Dorm Fire To Meet Women (wanted to 'cruise' the evacuees)

Local 6 (Florida) ^ | July 19, 2006

[Stoat]

Police: UCF Student Set Dorm Fire To Meet Women

 

POSTED: 11:46 pm EDT July 19, 2006

UPDATED: 11:55 pm EDT July 19, 2006

A student at the University of Central Florida is accused of setting a fire on campus as a way to meet women, according to a Local 6 News report.

Police said Matthew Damsky admitted to lighting a couch on fire at the Academic Village Dorms last week Damsky told officers he hoped he would be able to meet women as the building was being evacuated.

He was arrested for arson and booked in to the Orange County Jail.

There were no injuries in connection with the fire.

 

Matthew Damsky

[Stoat]

Well, what's a guy to do? When all of the babes are studying in their rooms it's difficult to get a sense of the local talent.....

(hopefully I don't need to add a 'sarcasm' tag to that......)

[NormsRevenge]

That's one way to pick up a hot chick.

[Dallas59]

No babes in da Big House..

[austinaero]

Did it work?/sarc

Maybe he'll meet some 'babes' in the Orange County Jail.

What a flamer!

[Global2010]

Creep was looking for a Hot Box.

[ConservativeStatement]

Maybe he should be introduced to the woman who called 911 to meet "a cute cop."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,203522,00.html

[SAJ]

30 years. No parole.

The nation requires exactly zero alleged humans such as this chap. Were I of an evil mind, I should say that his sentence should include involuntary harvesting of his assorted organs. However, that simply isn't practical -- the organs each of them probably contain the taint of his mind and are therefore thoroughly unsafe to transplant.

[goldstategop]

Instead of candles, flowers and serenades, we get setting fire as a way to win a date. Wow, its post-modern romance. When you're hot, you're REALLY hot!

(Go Israel, Go! Slap 'Em, Down Hezbullies.)

[Dumpster Baby]

UCF Student Set Dorm Fire To Meet Women

Oh come one, who *hasn't* done this?

[Tulsa Ramjet]

"MAAAN! Did you see the burn marks on that guy. JEEZ? Uh, are you dating anyone?"

[Drango]

panty raid!

[Stoat]

"MAAAN! Did you see the burn marks on that guy. JEEZ? Uh, are you dating anyone?"

Oh Lawd!

"Hi there, nice bunny slippers.  Say, you look cold, standing out here.  May I offer you my extra blanket that I just happened to bring with me?  Would you like to come up to my room for a nightcap after they put my.... errr  THE fire out?"

[staytrue]

The only organs they should harvest are his privates.

After this stunt, I think he will have no use for them any time in the near future anyway.

[The Red Zone]

He thinks he's a hunk of burnin' love.

[austinaero]

Wonder what his major is.

[no dems]

"Creep was looking for a Hot Box."

Box? Box? Man, did you just date yourself.

[no dems]

I agree with the first part of your tagline.

[Stoat]

Wonder what his major is.

Whatever it WAS, he most likely will need to set his sights far lower than they were.  Every employer who does a web search on his name from now until the end of time will find this story, and it won't be a resume enhancement.

[Slings and Arrows]

"Arson...yeah, chicks dig that..."

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[Atlantic Bridge]

That's one way to pick up a hot chick.

You said it. ;-)