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1 posted on 07/07/2006 6:16:37 PM PDT by managusta
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I am worried everyone might end up hiding in the woods all weekend."

I am not going near the woods if there are clowns in the area.

2 posted on 07/07/2006 6:19:10 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Sign up to donate monthly and you will be automatically entered in our "Win a Bear Hug Contest")
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This over-painted clown frightens me.

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3 posted on 07/07/2006 6:21:07 PM PDT by Kenny Bunkport
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My otherwise completely rational adult daughter suffers from this. I don't get it.


4 posted on 07/07/2006 6:21:15 PM PDT by Hebrews 11:6 (Do you REALLY believe that (1) God is, and (2) God is good?)
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To: managusta
I'm not afraid of clowns, I just don't want them around. Because I don't like them.

Anyone who puts on a clown costume deserves whatever they get.


5 posted on 07/07/2006 6:24:16 PM PDT by I see my hands (_8(|)
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To: managusta; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Title: Clowns

by Too Much Joy, off the album _Son_of_Sam_I_Am_

When I was a kid my dad had pictures of these clowns
He hung them on my wall and wouldn't let me take them down
I didn't understand then and I still can't figure out
What those goddamn clowns were so sad about

Chorus:
A clown was my boss at every job I ever had
Clowns run all the record companies that ever said we're bad
A clown pretended to be a girl who pretended to be my friend
Ths world is run by clowns who can't wait for it to end

I have yet to meet a kid not scared to death of clowns
They can't walk and they don't talk they've got painted on frowns
A clown with a gun I hope I never see
Would he shoot himself or shoot me?

[Chorus]

A clown taught every class I took at my old high school
Clowns all wear Speedos when they hang out by the pool
Clowns dress up like cops and threaten to call my folks
This town is filled with clowns who don't get my jokes

They fall on their asses
It takes lots of practice

I have nightmares filled with clowns and you're there too
You have a big red nose and stupid floppy shoes
You're becoming one I can see the signs
I hate clowns almost as much as I hate mimes 


6 posted on 07/07/2006 6:26:12 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Pray for peace, prepare for war.)
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To: managusta
LOL! This is funny!


"Destroy us all!! Destroy us all!! Destroy us all!! Destroy us all!!
Destroy us all!! Destroy us all!! Destroy us all!! Destroy us all!!
Destroy us all!! Destroy us all!! Destroy us all!! Destroy us all!!
Destroy us all!! Destroy us all!! Destroy us all!! Destroy us all!!
12 posted on 07/07/2006 6:42:45 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (Roll your own cigarettes! You'll save $$$ and smoke less!(Magnetic bumper stickers-click my name)
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14 posted on 07/07/2006 6:47:56 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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I'm not afraid of them. I just hate them. No kidding, I absolutely cannot stand clowns. I'm glad to know I'm not alone.


18 posted on 07/07/2006 7:38:44 PM PDT by livius
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19 posted on 07/07/2006 7:41:39 PM PDT by JCEccles
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20 posted on 07/07/2006 7:41:44 PM PDT by Dallas59
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Oh good! Another excuse to post this link:

Evil Clown Generator

21 posted on 07/07/2006 7:46:57 PM PDT by Bear_in_RoseBear (Treason: giving aid and comfort to the enemy in a time of war)
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To: managusta

Clowns always gave me the willies, too. Maybe because of their exaggerated features. They look demonic.


37 posted on 07/09/2006 1:45:47 AM PDT by MoochPooch (I'm a compassionate cynic.)
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