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A loyal ally, mate (Australia and why it rules)
Townhall.com ^ | 6/23/06 | Charles Krauthammer

Posted on 06/23/2006 9:03:25 AM PDT by Gordongekko909

WASHINGTON -- In the Australian House of Representatives last month, opposition member Julia Gillard interrupted a speech by the minister of health thusly: ``I move that that sniveling grub over there be not further heard.''

For that, the good woman was ordered removed from the House, if only for a day. She might have escaped that little time-out if she had responded to the speaker's demand for an apology with something other than ``If I have offended grubs, I withdraw unconditionally.''

God, I love Australia. Where else do you have a shadow health minister with such, er, starch? Of course I'm prejudiced, having married an Australian, but how not to like a country, in this age of sniveling grubs worldwide, whose treasurer suggests to any person who ``wants to live under sharia law'' to try Saudi Arabia and Iran, ``but not Australia.'' He was elaborating on an earlier suggestion that ``people who ... don't want to live by Australian values and understand them, well then they can basically clear off.'' Contrast this with Canada, historically and culturally Australia's commonwealth twin, where last year Ontario actually gave serious consideration to allowing its Muslims to live under sharia law.

Such things don't happen in Australia. This is a place where, when the remains of a fallen soldier are accidentally switched with those of a Bosnian, the enraged widow picks up the phone late at night, calls the prime minister at home in bed and delivers a furious unedited rant -- which he publicly and graciously accepts as fully deserved. Where Americans today sue, Australians slash and skewer.

For Americans, Australia engenders nostalgia for our own past, which we gauzily remember as infused with John Wayne plain-spokenness and vigor. Australia evokes an echo of our own frontier, which is why Australia is the only place you can unironically still shoot a Western.

It is surely the only place where you hear officials speaking plainly in defense of action. What other foreign minister but Australia's would see through ``multilateralism,'' the fetish of every sniveling foreign policy grub from the Quai d'Orsay to Foggy Bottom, calling it correctly ``a synonym for an ineffective and unfocused policy involving internationalism of the lowest common denominator''?

And with action comes bravery, from the transcendent courage of the doomed at Gallipoli to the playful insanity of Australian-rules football. How can you not like a country whose trademark sport has Attila-the-Hun rules, short pants and no padding -- a national passion that makes American football look positively pastoral?

That bravery breeds affection in America for another reason as well. Australia is the only country that has fought with the United States in every one of its major conflicts since 1914, the good and the bad, the winning and the losing.

Why? Because Australia's geographic and historical isolation has bred a wisdom about the structure of peace -- a wisdom that eludes most other countries. Australia has no illusions about the ``international community'' and its feckless institutions. An island of tranquility in a roiling region, Australia understands that peace and prosperity do not come with the air we breathe, but are maintained by power -- once the power of the British Empire, now the power of the United States.

Australia joined the faraway wars of early-20th-century Europe not out of imperial nostalgia, but out of a deep understanding that its fate and the fate of liberty were intimately bound with that of the British Empire as principal underwriter of the international system. Today the underwriter is America, and Australia understands that an American retreat or defeat -- a chastening consummation devoutly, if secretly, wished by many a Western ally -- would be catastrophic for Australia and for the world.

When Australian ambassadors in Washington express support for the U.S., it is heartfelt and unalloyed, never the ``yes, but'' of the other allies, perfunctory support followed by a list of complaints, slights and sage finger-wagging. Australia understands America's role and is sympathetic to its predicament as reluctant hegemon. That understanding has led it to share foxholes with Americans from Korea to Kabul. They fought with us at Tet and now in Baghdad. Not every engagement has ended well. But every one was strenuous, and many quite friendless. Which is why America has such affection for a country whose prime minister said after 9/11, ``This is no time to be an 80 percent ally,'' and actually meant it.


TOPICS: Australia/New Zealand; Editorial; Foreign Affairs; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: australia; krauthammer; terrorism; waronterror; wot
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Yeah Australia!
1 posted on 06/23/2006 9:03:26 AM PDT by Gordongekko909
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To: Gordongekko909
Where Americans today sue, Australians slash and skewer.

We used to do this. It's an old habit we should've kept.
2 posted on 06/23/2006 9:09:56 AM PDT by JamesP81
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To: Gordongekko909

And to celebrate our long-standing friendship, let's throw another jihadi on the barbi!

Go Oz!


3 posted on 06/23/2006 9:12:04 AM PDT by telebob
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To: Gordongekko909

Yes, they're good guys, in general. But haven't the Brits also been with us in every war since 1914? (Or did they miss out on the Vietnam FU).


4 posted on 06/23/2006 9:16:24 AM PDT by expatpat
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To: naturalman1975; Aussie Dasher

Ping


5 posted on 06/23/2006 9:17:52 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative
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To: expatpat

The Brits were not in Vietnam.


6 posted on 06/23/2006 9:18:12 AM PDT by kabar
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To: Gordongekko909
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!!!!!!!!



Doogle
7 posted on 06/23/2006 9:18:12 AM PDT by Doogle (USAF...8th TFW...Ubon Thailand...408thMMS..."69"...Night Line Delivery...AMMO!!)
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To: Gordongekko909

I understand the Ozzie government is a bit squishy about guns, but not the people.

God bless Australia!


8 posted on 06/23/2006 9:20:00 AM PDT by RebelBanker (If you can't do something smart, do something right.)
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To: Gordongekko909

Great article!


9 posted on 06/23/2006 9:20:48 AM PDT by Frank_2001
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To: Gordongekko909

Aussie's are the best! (my relationship with the afore mentioned finance minister notwithstanding)


10 posted on 06/23/2006 9:27:55 AM PDT by tcostell (MOLON LABE)
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To: Gordongekko909

Cheers to the Aussies!!!!!!!


11 posted on 06/23/2006 9:33:11 AM PDT by PeterFinn (Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.)
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To: mitch5501; Aussie-brother; peabers; cosimelikeabourbon; rocknotsand; anapikoros; BellyBoy; ...

Mates.


12 posted on 06/23/2006 9:33:18 AM PDT by Cannoneer No. 4 (Potius Mori Quam Foedar)
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To: Gordongekko909
Krauthammer's description of Australia makes this American wonder if my ancestors got on the wrong boat when they left the British Isles.
13 posted on 06/23/2006 9:38:38 AM PDT by Wallace T.
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14 posted on 06/23/2006 9:56:10 AM PDT by Cannoneer No. 4 (Potius Mori Quam Foedar)
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To: Gordongekko909

" ``If I have offended grubs, I withdraw unconditionally.''"

Can we do that here? Huh? Can we? Huh? Huh? Can we?

Imagine Rep. Michael Savage (Ind) (no, that's not Indiana - that's REGISTERED INDEPENDENT) speaking of Jack Murtha on the floor of the House and asking if that diaper-doper-vermin skirt can be removed from the legislature?

Michael says he won't get into politics because he's more effective where he is now. He's probably right. But we need some Savages in the legislatures.


15 posted on 06/23/2006 9:58:04 AM PDT by RoadTest (“Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil” –Thomas Mann)
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16 posted on 06/23/2006 9:58:21 AM PDT by Cannoneer No. 4 (Potius Mori Quam Foedar)
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To: RoadTest

Excuse me - that should read "diaper-doper-baby EMPTY skirt".


17 posted on 06/23/2006 9:59:50 AM PDT by RoadTest (“Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil” –Thomas Mann)
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18 posted on 06/23/2006 10:03:48 AM PDT by Cannoneer No. 4 (Potius Mori Quam Foedar)
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To: Gordongekko909

If only somehow Australians could help our national cricket team get better.

For those of you who don't know, the Aussies destroyed us in a one-day match back in 2004. Normally a low ranking team like the USA doesn't get to play Australia, who are considered the best cricket team in the world.

I really think the Australian team would be the best way to sell cricket to Joe Q. Public here in the USA. They play the game well, they have personalities, and they have fun while doing it.

I know India and the West Indies are set to tour the United States this year, but I for one vote for an Australian tour of the USA. I think it would really do the game a lot of good.


19 posted on 06/23/2006 10:07:53 AM PDT by BaBaStooey (I heart Emma Caulfield.)
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To: Wallace T.

Australia is the country I would move to if America weren't here.


20 posted on 06/23/2006 10:15:54 AM PDT by EricT. (CA conservatives only serve to inflate the number of electoral votes won by the Dems.)
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