...when they pry my pooper scooper from my cold,dead hands.
1 posted on
06/15/2006 4:55:55 PM PDT by
Rakkasan1
To: Rakkasan1
2 posted on
06/15/2006 5:02:27 PM PDT by
Clintonfatigued
(Illegal aliens commit crimes that Americans won't commit)
To: Rakkasan1
..Senator Clinton today called for a five day waiting period on pooper scoopers and scissors..
To: Rakkasan1
A woman who entered a couple's Waukesha home hit the owner with a metal pooper scooper and armed herself with two scissors before eventually being subdued by five officers and hauled away in a bag, authorities and the homeowner say.
The jokes write themselves....
5 posted on
06/15/2006 5:08:22 PM PDT by
stands2reason
(Rivers will run dry and mountains will crumble, but two wrongs will never make a right.)
To: Rakkasan1
6 posted on
06/15/2006 5:12:19 PM PDT by
Old Professer
(The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
To: Rakkasan1
So, you have an Assault Pooper Scooper with a large capacity shovel? I've got a laser sight on mine. 8^)
8 posted on
06/15/2006 5:20:26 PM PDT by
Dumpster Baby
("Hope somebody finds me before the rats do .....")
To: Rakkasan1
16 posted on
06/16/2006 9:26:18 AM PDT by
dennisw
(Fate of Nations)
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