Oh, maybe that painted smile on Nancy Pelosi's face sags?????
It's a bad, bad, BAD week to be a liberal! Zarqawi killed, Kennedy cops a plea, Rove gets away, and now this. What else could go wrong?!?
Rosie and Ellen announcing they're really straight?
George Clooney falls in love with Ann Coulter?
I hear the Dixie Chicks will have to cancel up to half their tour dates... :-)
What a tantalizing question! Let's see. SC Justices Ginsburg and Stevens could announce that they're retiring. Hillary could develop Tourette's Syndrome (imagine what she'd have to say about Bill). Castro could drop dead. The citizens of China could revolt against their govt and set up a capitalist republic. Chuck Schumer could develop a terror of cameras and microphones. Sierra Club members could develop an allergy to trees and grass. An American entrepreneur could develop the Mr. Coffee fusion machine shown in Back To The Future Part II, which creates fuel from ordinary househould garbage.
Just for starters.
Hmmm. Oh, I know; how about John Kerry going soft on his anti-Iraq War stance?
FLIP-FLOP, FLIP-FLOP... "Hey, Viagra might help that."
"Coming up on the Eleven o'Clock News - Congress entertains some out-of-town visitors...."
