Speaking of the left, you certainly live among them if you are in MN. Not only that, but isn't MN Mr. Keillor's home? Your bravery is of note.
We will gladly export Mr Bombast and Fury Kellior to any state in the Union. He made his name doing a poor F Scot Fritzgerald impression in New York. Frankly we would be happy if he stayed there.