Posted on 05/07/2006 12:02:59 PM PDT by freepatriot32
How about: "New Jersey. Hey, bury him over here."
""Now with 10% less toxic waste!" "
Somebody should Photoshop a NJ license plate with this one!
The Palm Springs tourist bureau really wanted to use "Give in to the desert - you're surrounded"....fortunately they decided to drop that idea.
New Jersey selects new tourism slogan (Come see for yourself)
Reuters ^ | 1/12/06 | Inspector Clouseau and Pepe LePew
Posted on 01/13/2006 7:52:05 AM PST by Diddle E. Squat
PHILADELPHIA (Reuters) - New Jersey announced a new tourism slogan on Thursday in an effort to shrug off the state's grim reputation for traffic jams, mobsters and toxic waste dumps.
"New Jersey: Come See for Yourself," was the winning entry in a statewide contest that attracted some 7,800 entries. The public was asked for suggestions after Acting Gov. Richard Codey rejected "New Jersey: We'll Win You Over" -- a slogan devised by an image consultant at the cost of $260,000 -- as too negative.
State officials earlier rejected sardonic entries including: "Come Out to New Jersey: It's Not as Bad as it Smells" and "New Jersey: Hey, at Least it's not West Virginia."
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To: Diddle E. Squat"New Jersey: Our new governor only acts gay."
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To: Diddle E. SquatI Came, I Saw, I Left.
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To: MurtyoHow about:
"New Jersey: Who farted?"
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To: Diddle E. Squat"Joisey, come smell da wawdah."
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To: trickyricky
New Jersey where the State Tree is the Toll Booth
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"where blue staters rule"
"what the country is in for in 2006"
Indiana has a new slogan too.
Restart your engines.
No, I'm not making that up.
"Welcome to New Jersey.......Take the cannolis."
"I'm From new Jersey -- Squeeze My Tomatoes."
"Joisey: Ya can't put it in woids."
Look...you guys know NJ like you know Iraq! All you hear about is the corruption, places like the Turnpike, Camden and Newark....there are some really nice and lovely areas in NJ....just know one hears about them :-)
"New Jersey: The Dry Heaves State.
New Jersey: You gotta problem with that?
"Kiss her where it smells... take her to New Jersey."
And screw all you losers makin fun of Jersey. Funny how the same ppl making lame toxic waste jokes are probably big supporters of the kind of policies that lead to toxic waste dumps. Most of you have probably never been here. We've got great restaurants, beaches, mountains, lakes, rivers, sports, arts, woods, farms, fishing, hunting. And yes, a ton of businesses which means a ton of jobs. That's why us NJers make so much money. So screw YOU!
"Jersey, the slogan state."
New Jersey:
It's Probably Buried Here
We have a winner!
I still like... "What Exit?"
How about: "We be too stoopid to have a slogan!"
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