[devane617]

If you ever travel to Clearwater, you will see an interesting site. The entire downtown, for the most part, is geared to Scientologist including the vast majority of businesses.

[skaterboy]

Wonder Twins powers activate!!

[Mike-o-Matic]

  "Just in Los Angeles," is all Feshbach will say. Super Power is that secret.

Better living through chemistry!

[MizSterious]

Do these "superpowers" come with tinfoil hats, or do you have to buy those extra?

[driftdiver]

Its a CULT!!!! Next they'll be claiming that Tom Cruise isn't a wacko.

[ExcursionGuy84]

Didn't Shirley Maclaine at 1 time claim to be GOD herself?

If I recall, It doesn't seem to have made her seem anything really different from the rest of the Human Race.

[no-to-illegals]

I for one have never been impressed with cons

[Mount Athos]

Either a scientologist wrote this article, or one paid to make it happen.

[martin_fierro]

Tom Cruise: Now With Extra Super Gheyness™!

[Fighting Irish]

[nhoward14]

Scientology / New South Park plot idea ping!!!!!!!!!!!

[tet68]

Kinesthesia

right, that's what all those WWI. vets were diagnosed with.

Or is that when you can't remember your relatives names??

I forget.

[Dallas59]

He's nuts. Case Closed.

[ikka]

Super Power ... for the Super Adventure Club!

[coconutt2000]

Do the offer a course in bullet proof skin, x-ray vision, and the ability to breathe underwater?

I once stayed underwater too long and hallucinated that I could breathe it. Lack of oxygen to the brain does weird things. But I wasn't crazy enough to actually jump back in the water and actually suck in water hoping to breathe like a fish.

But now that I'm old enough to recognize what the euphoric hallucination meant, I'm glad I wasn't a crazy kid prone to believing everything my brain tells me. Brains can be fooled. Not everything perceived is real and not everything real can be perceived.

Oh, and word of warning to parents with young kids... Keep a close eye on them when they're in the pool. I'm one of the lucky ones.

[Libertarian444]

[nhoward14]

Stan: Dude, if you collect Chinpokomon you can complete the Primary Main Objective.

Kyle: What's the Primary Main Objective?

Cartman: You don't even know what the Primary Main Objective is?

Stan: The Primary Main Objective is to destroy the Evil Power.

Kyle: Well. what's the Evil Power?

Stan: [exasperated] Ogh!

Cartman: [exasperated] Oh, my God! The identity of the Evil Power won't be revealed until all Chinpokomon are collected by a Royal Crown Chinpoko Master!

Kyle: What?

Cartman: Duuuh!

Stan: Kyle, get with the times, dude! [turns and walks away with Cartman and Kenny]

Cartman: Duuuh!

[xjcsa]

So the fruity little club is building their final brain-scrambling machine...huh.

[cloud8]

Clearwater, Scientology's Town.

"Scientology’s new Flag Building is the centerpiece of a $160-million construction campaign. “I get chills when I see that building,” says Scientologist Randy Poletz. But its sheer size — it commands a full city block — makes some non-church members nervous.

[null and void]

So you have questions about Scientology...

Don't know about "Super Power", though. It's after my time...

[THX 1138]

"Awareness of not knowing"

That'll come in handy for these oddballs...