Six billion species soon to be extinct, I’m sayin’

Canada Free Press ^ | May 4, 2006 | John Burtis

[ncountylee]

The way I see it, life as we know it is headed for the glowing nuclear waste dump the longer that Mr. Ahmadinejad of Iran is allowed to brew his plutonium cocktails and package them to go.

Meanwhile, it is being seriously reported by some ecological outfit that 16,000 species, kicking off with polar bears and hippos, not the home grown fast food fed variety but the ones that lol around in enforced indolence in the Nile, are facing imminent and total annihilation if everyone fails to see Al Gore’s turgid new movie and doesn’t visit the Clinton library’s green room, or was it the wedding wing, well, anyway, the end is nigh upon us and we must repent.

So, we are supposed to watch the cirrus clouds, chart the contrails, check the tide lines, rescue the turtles, and listen to the Geographic Channel tell us about the terror of the disappearing glaciers while the Iranians ready themselves for our Armageddon.

I mean, really, are we going to lasso the hippos and the polar bears and drag the dumb brutes to some sort of safety and do all that work while Mahmoud and his merry band of black turbaned pranksters are eating falafel in the warhead storage shed while the mad scientists puzzle out the proper array of MIRV warheads, or are they MARV’s--I’m not close enough to read the printing on the boxes--on top of a four stage Shahab missile capable of reaching Europe, flattening London, wrecking all of our regional bases and destroying Israel?

[ncountylee]

All species go extinct, would be nice if the jihadi's are the next.

[RexBeach]

doomed species ping-a-roo!

[wizardoz]

Yeah. Apparently Al Gore thinks SUVs are more dangerous than mushroom clouds.

[DoctorMichael]

Agree completely. This situation is not unlike the proverbial 'playing the violin while Rome burns' scenario. The Leftist whackjobs run around promoting their highly suspect views while at the same time their brethren [other Leftist whackjobs] do everything in their power to stop us from trying to avert an ecological disaster of enormous proportions.

[Juan Medén]

I'm voting for mosquitoes. I think mosquitoes should have to go.

[cake_crumb]

"The way I see it, life as we know it is headed for the glowing nuclear waste dump the longer that Mr. Ahmadinejad of Iran is allowed to brew his plutonium cocktails and package them to go.

"Meanwhile, it is being seriously reported by some ecological outfit that 16,000 species, kicking off with polar bears and hippos, not the home grown fast food fed variety but the ones that lol around in enforced indolence in the Nile, are facing imminent and total annihilation if everyone fails to see Al Gore’s turgid new movie and doesn’t visit the Clinton library’s green room, or was it the wedding wing, well, anyway, the end is nigh upon us and we must repent."

Great rant, needs to be shared....

[cake_crumb]

Ping!

[null and void]

Mosque-itos, fleas, chiggers, and IRS agents. Get rid of all the blood suckers...

[Centurion2000]

Mosque-itos, fleas, chiggers, and IRS agents. Get rid of all the blood suckers ...

Add lampreys and lawyers to that list as well.

[null and void]

Good point. I didn't go low enough, did I?

[Thebaddog]

Paging Erik Pankau. Get your ecovictims here.

[Centurion2000]

Good point. I didn't go low enough, did I?

Well if you REALLY want to scrape the bottom of the barrel you would have to mention ACLU, divorce and personal injury lawyers, UN bureaucrats, State Departement workers, DHS administrator (idiots), Hollywood liberal producers and actors (members of the Film Actors Guild), eco-freaks like PETA, ELF and Earth Firsters, La Raza members, NACCP leaders and ex-wives.

But hey, let's keep it PG rated for now.

[CBart95]

Face it. Life is tough and then you die.

The less stupid ones avoid reading "Chicken Little" stories over and over becase the end of the stories are all the same.

Please do not expect a medal for posting stuff like this.

[Juan Medén]

Sorry. I went to the Dan Quayle (sp.?) school of spelling.

[null and void]

Ooops my bad. Should have been mosque-itoes...

[Juan Medén]

Oh my God! You're a graduate too? What year?

[null and void]

I dropped out in '76...

[null and void]

FWIW, I remember the school song - Fore 'E's a Jolly Goode Fellowe...

[Juan Medén]

LOL

Thanks, you cheered up an otherwise dreary day.