Is their an officer, problem?
I swear to drunk that I'm not God.
I think I just need a coff of cuppee.
what make you drink i've been thinking?
I'm just glad I was driving...
I couldn't walk worth a damn!
Incahol and Gasoloon jusht don't mix occifer.
When I was about 17 I went out with some friends and got plastered. When I came home my dad confronted me and asked me if I had been drinking. I of course denied that I had. He then asked me that if that was the case why was a slurring my words and staggering? I replied: "I never stir my words or slagger." He couldn't help himself, he started to laugh then told me to go to bed. True story.