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South Park Creators Respond To Episode-Disappearing Scientologists
Defamer ^ | March 17, 2006

Posted on 03/17/2006 10:00:34 AM PST by EveningStar

The attorney for South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone issued this official statement to us via e-mail late yesterday addressing the Scientology-clowning, Tom-Cruise-baiting "Trapped in the Closet" episode that Comedy Central quietly disappeared on Wednesday night, reportedly because of threats Cruise made to parent company Viacom. And yes, it's really from their lawyer:...

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TOPICS: TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: mattstone; paramount; scientology; southpark; tomcruise; treyparker; viacom
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Read their statement! LOL! :)
1 posted on 03/17/2006 10:00:38 AM PST by EveningStar
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To: EveningStar
There's still enough room in your excerpt for the response isn't there?...

"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!" -Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu
2 posted on 03/17/2006 10:02:43 AM PST by Borges
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To: EveningStar

to watch the episode, go here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?search=south+park+scientology&v=Lsq7-Wfiwsc

if you have to register, do it, it's worth it. i've been a registered member for forever, it's a great site.


3 posted on 03/17/2006 10:03:18 AM PST by jsk10
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To: EveningStar

OMG. Perfect. :-)


4 posted on 03/17/2006 10:04:45 AM PST by Miss Behave (Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
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To: EveningStar

Wasn't that thoughtful of Viacom? Gee, wonder if Christians can count on that kind of sensitivity from the company?


5 posted on 03/17/2006 10:06:09 AM PST by mewzilla (Property must be secured or liberty cannot exist. John Adams)
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To: Borges

Hail Xenu, indeed!


6 posted on 03/17/2006 10:06:49 AM PST by dfwgator
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7 posted on 03/17/2006 10:06:51 AM PST by EveningStar
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To: Borges

Did they really say that? If they did, good for them.


8 posted on 03/17/2006 10:06:51 AM PST by HOYA97 (Hoya Saxa = What Rocks)
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To: EveningStar

bump for later


9 posted on 03/17/2006 10:08:10 AM PST by jonascord ("As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!")
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To: EveningStar
Interesting how if it's anything anti President Bush, Comedy Central has no problem showing it and reairing it no matter what it was.
10 posted on 03/17/2006 10:08:15 AM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
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To: EveningStar
They have their character 'Chef' on a pilgrimage to central
Florida and gets electrocuted and ends up in a coma...

His brother scientologists stand guard over him making sure he gets no food or water...at the behest of his X wife...and head scientologist's mistress "Domina Matrix"

After that should be no problem replacing him...I think this time an illegal alien should be given his business settling some sort of discrimination lawsuit the illegals have against 'Chef'

or not...
11 posted on 03/17/2006 10:08:54 AM PST by joesnuffy (A camel once bit our sister..but we knew just what to do...we gathered rocks and squashed her!)
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To: EveningStar

LOL...that is hilarious!!


12 posted on 03/17/2006 10:09:41 AM PST by RockinRight (Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR)
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To: jsk10

Ping for home viewing.


13 posted on 03/17/2006 10:09:41 AM PST by NathanR (Après moi, le deluge.)
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To: EveningStar
So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!

-Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu

Sarcasm is wasted on scientologists... They're walking around thinking "OMG, Trey and Matt are fessing up -- they work for Xenu"

14 posted on 03/17/2006 10:09:59 AM PST by GOPJ (Peace happens when evil is vanquished -- Cal Thomas)
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To: EveningStar

Too damn funny!

Cruise is a nutball.


15 posted on 03/17/2006 10:11:41 AM PST by conservativebabe
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To: EveningStar

All hail Xenu!!!


ROFL!!!!!! I love it!


16 posted on 03/17/2006 10:14:50 AM PST by KylaStarr (Be Prepared)
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To: Borges

OMG. I thought whoever posted that on the other thread was just joking. I didn't realize that was really their response! It makes it 10x more hysterical!!


17 posted on 03/17/2006 10:16:19 AM PST by retrokitten (Put a little bang in your ying yang)
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To: EveningStar
I know very little about Scientology, but what thought processes occur in their head's to justify this response to South Park.

It's one thing to organize a boycott of the show, but this all out war and dogged determination to keep everyone from seeing the episode is way off the scale.

Are these people just nuts? Who do they think they are?

18 posted on 03/17/2006 10:16:55 AM PST by GSWarrior
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To: EveningStar
Sweet!


19 posted on 03/17/2006 10:17:13 AM PST by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: conservativebabe

Indeed Cruise is. I hate bringing up rumors fearing it to be tabloid nonsense, but I heard that Cruise wanted full custody of Katie Holme's baby so that the child could be fully inducted into Scientology (I have no idea what that means), and apparantly Katie Holmes broke down crying.

It's been said she's been sticking with Tom just to do away with the tabloids but she's really had it with his 'lifestyle'.

Tom Cruise needs therapy (get it?) and more than that... that boy needs Jesus.


20 posted on 03/17/2006 10:17:45 AM PST by AmericanRepublican (There are fools on both sides. Only the true Americans will prevail.)
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