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How to talk to a Muslim extremist
townhall ^ | Mar 15, 2006 | Mike S. Adams

Posted on 03/16/2006 10:52:34 AM PST by ncountylee

Well, I guess it had to happen. Several weeks after writing my “Queer Muhammad” column, I finally got a call from a Muslim extremist – one who mostly shouted at me over the phone in broken English.

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MF: You are Mike Adams? You are Mike Adams?

ME: Yes, give me another sentence. I have to go to class in ten minutes. What can I do for you?

MF: You write the column on the “Queer Muhammad.”

ME: Yes, that’s me. Did you enjoy the “Queer Muhammad”?

MF: No. No. I did not enjoy it.

ME: Well, that’s too bad. Did you read it on the internet?

MF: No. It was in the paper I read it. The Boston paper.

ME: I see. They’re running my column in Massachusetts. Now, that’s progress. Maybe it’ll run in Cuba before long.

MF: You are an educated man. Surely, you know Muhammad was not queer. How could a man with education write such a disgusting column? Disgusting! Muhammad is a great prophet. He has over billion followers around the world.

ME: Well, sir, did you actually read the column? I didn’t say that Muhammad was a queer.

MF: Yes. I read it. I read it. Disgusting column!

ME: Well, first let me warn you that you are speaking to me on an American university telephone. If you keep yelling, someone might overhear you and charge you with a hate crime. Your suggestion that being a queer is disgusting is actually offensive to most American professors. How long have you been in the country?

MF: You call Muhammad queer. You have no right. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT!

ME: Well, no sir, I didn’t say that. Could you please try to control your emotions? You aren’t queer by any chance, are you?

MF: (YELLING INDISCERNABLY).

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1 posted on 03/16/2006 10:52:36 AM PST by ncountylee
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Shame there is no recording. This is a hoot.


2 posted on 03/16/2006 10:53:20 AM PST by ncountylee (Dead terrorists smell like victory)
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(YELLING INDISCERNABLY)

Hilarious!

4 posted on 03/16/2006 10:56:04 AM PST by Michael Goldsberry (Lt. Bruce C. Fryar USN 01-02-70 Laos)
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To: ncountylee
I'm going to finish reading this in a sec...but I must first say, The Queer Mohammad was a brilliant column. LOL! A must read, must send to all your friends column.
5 posted on 03/16/2006 10:56:12 AM PST by The Ghost of FReepers Past (Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light..... Isaiah 5:20)
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6 posted on 03/16/2006 10:59:10 AM PST by null and void (Sept 11th: National Moderate Muslim Day of Tacit Approval)
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To: ncountylee
How to talk to a Muslim extremist


7 posted on 03/16/2006 10:59:11 AM PST by snarks_when_bored
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"Howdy, Achmed! Name's Drill. These are my friends Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson..."


8 posted on 03/16/2006 10:59:30 AM PST by Billthedrill
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I chose a different weapon at the last moment...otherwise, pal,...! (laugh)


9 posted on 03/16/2006 11:00:17 AM PST by snarks_when_bored
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To: ncountylee
This is how you talk to them, Hostile down!
10 posted on 03/16/2006 11:00:29 AM PST by Armed Civilian ("Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice, moderation in pursuit of justice is no virtue.")
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"How to talk to a Muslim extremist"

Don't waste your time.


11 posted on 03/16/2006 11:01:59 AM PST by edcoil (Reality doesn't say much - doesn't need too)
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To: ncountylee
I agree with the caller.There's no way that I'd believe any of the stories about Mohammed being queer.

The stories I've heard about his fondness for goats and pigs aren't so easy to dismiss,however.

12 posted on 03/16/2006 11:03:12 AM PST by Gay State Conservative
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Is the ME and MF intentional? I mean, to me I saw "me" and, well, "m***** f***** "

Or my mind is permanently stuck in the gutter.
13 posted on 03/16/2006 11:03:38 AM PST by eyespysomething
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".......Contrast my method with that of the administrators in the UNC system. After 911, they dealt with Muslim extremism by requiring freshman students to read a Muslim prayer book called “Approaching the Koran” – one that omits the references to killing Christians and Jews in favor of the more “approachable” verses. And, recently, a Muslim student returned the favor. He did it by driving his SUV into a student gathering in an attempt to kill nine innocent “infidels.”........"

I had completely forgotten about this. Highly ironical.

14 posted on 03/16/2006 11:03:47 AM PST by DoctorMichael (The Fourth-Estate is a Fifth-Column!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: ncountylee

I thought you were supposed to say "Hold on while I reload."


15 posted on 03/16/2006 11:05:02 AM PST by festus (The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
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Muslim Fundamentalist (hereafter MF): Mike Adams? May I speak to Mike Adams?

Methodist Editorialist (hereafter ME): Yes, this is Mike Adams

16 posted on 03/16/2006 11:06:15 AM PST by ncountylee (Dead terrorists smell like victory)
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No, I get that, but it made me think of the other, and I wonder if it was a 'hidden' joke (as it does fit, right?)


17 posted on 03/16/2006 11:10:41 AM PST by eyespysomething
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18 posted on 03/16/2006 11:12:26 AM PST by absolootezer0 ("My God, why have you forsaken us.. no wait, its the liberals that have forsaken you... my bad")
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Don't think so but could easily be wrong and I wouldn't be offended.


20 posted on 03/16/2006 11:14:42 AM PST by ncountylee (Dead terrorists smell like victory)
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