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Posted on 03/08/2006 3:51:21 PM PST by Ultra Sonic 007
That's exactly what I thought! It looks like a young David Lee Roth.
"Waiter, there's dog hair in my crabcakes!"
"Actually sir, the hair came from the crab."
"...check please."
:P
It's kinda homely...kinda cute with catepillar legs. Are they sure it's not just a baby something-or-other that just wasn't seen at that stage before?
It looks like a yellow sea tick.
Ping
A "Pimp Crab!"
Mark
Look at post 2. It grew since last night!
How much of the broad Pacific will have to be set aside as "Yeti Crab habitat?
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Wow, a crab with leg warmers!
It IS. It's an arthropod, right? TICK. SPIDER.
OK, I love prawns. They are ugly, but taste good. Lobsters are OK, too.
Ever see a Sea Spider? When I was a kid, one day at the beach, I saw ADULTS scattering, running away from this...this THING that was scooting around near the surf. Since I was just a little kid at the time, I will never know how big the thing REALLY was, but I was left with the memory of this grey hairy ~~UGLY~~ thing boogeying around, and it seemed to me to be the size of a basketball with legs like broomsticks...I was totally freaked out by it.
I wanted to call it the "Mac-Daddy Crab".
...could be a puffy shirt
Got a link on that, please? I can't wait to ping my list to that one!
Don't worry. PETA is already having protest posters made to use against wearers of crab fur coats. SPCA is also gearing up a campaign against harvesting these innocent creatures. The Sierra Club has requested they be placed on the endangered species list. Enviro-whacos have initiated action to protect their habitat. DNC fax machines are busy transmitting talking points which say it this creature is the results of Bush's war on terror.
You guys and gals can carry on from here...
Scientists expect to find his pimp hat and cane any day now.
Tastes like Chicken....of the sea.
Hair
She asks me why, I'm just a hairy guy.
I'm hairy noon and night, hair that's a fright.
I'm hairy high and low, don't ask me why, don't know.
It's not for lack of bread, like the Greadful Death.
Darlin'
Give me a head with hair, long beautiful hair.
Shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen.
Give me down to there hair, shoulder lenght or longer
Here baby, there, momma, ev'rywhere, daddy, daddy.
hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Hair, hair, hair.Flow it, show it,long as God can grow it, my
hair.
Let it fly in the breeze and get caught in the trees,give a home
to the fleas in my hair.
A home for fleas (yeah) a hive for bees (yeah),
a nest for birds, there ain't no words for the beauty, the
splendor, the wonder of my:
Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it,long as God can grow it, my hair
I want long, straigth, curly, fuzzy, snaggy, shaggy, ratty,
matty,
oily, greasy, fleecy, shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen,
waxen,
knotted, polka dotted, twisted, beaded, braided,
powered, flowered and confettied, bangled, tangled, spangled and
spahettied.
Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Hair, hair, hair.Flow it, show it,
long as God can grow it, my hair
They'll be ga-ga at the go-go when they see me in my toga,
my toga meade of blond, brilliantined, biblical hair.
My hair like Jesus wore it, Halleluja I adore it, Halleluja Mary
loved her son,why don't my mother love me?
Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Hair, hair, hair
Folw it, show it
long as God can grow it, my hair
Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Hair, hair, hair
Folw it, show it
long as God can grow it, my hair
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