Body identified as paparazzo facing charges in actress incident (Reese Witherspoon case)

AP on Bakersfield Californian ^ | 2/23/06 | AP - Los Angeles

[derllak]

Hey, you back off! I do the lame jokes around here! :P ROFL!

[LIConFem]

She look so sweet and innocent, but...

;o)

[American Quilter]

Clearly a bad man. How can I be sure? Three names. Lee Harvey Oswald. Mark David Chapman. James Earle Ray. It's the mark of the devil.

Hillary Rodham Clinton...yes, that works.

[gondramB]

You're right I was thinking of kirstan Dunst - i get them confused

[RedWhiteBlue]

Yeah, and what about the name of one of the escaped convicts in the comedic movie Happy, Texas?

His name was Wayne Wayne Wayne, Jr.

[Hank Rearden]

They are charging the body?

I know. Worst. Headline. Editor. Ever.

[Borges]

Gagged WithHerSpoon? Ryan must have Phillipe-d out.

[Hank Rearden]

Hillary Rodham Clinton...yes, that works.

Hmmm, I've always told people it was Hillary Bulls#$t Clinton. It'd be a shame if I was misleading them all these years. Still a 3-namer, though.

[mountn man]

Don't forget James Earl Jones aka Darth Vader, underling to the evil emperor Hillary Rotten Klinton

[Calvin Locke]

...Three names....It's the mark of the devil.

William Jefferson Clinton
Hillary Rodham Clinton

[Blue Jays]

Hi All-

And then you've got Brittany Murphy to cause further confusion between Reese Witherspoon, Kirsten Dunst, and a bunch of other young actresses. I can't tell them apart half the time.

~ Blue Jays ~

[Borges]

Also the reason so many actors have three names is because names that are already registered with the Screen Actors Guild can't be duplicated so they have to use a middle name.