HILL MAKES A LOVELY DUMMY (lefty with lousy hair lusting for power gets makeover)

nY POST ^ | February 16, 2006 | ANDREA PEYSER

[Liz]

PHOTO EXCLUSIVE: Madame Tussaud's wax rendition of Sen. Hillary Clinton sports an appropriately frozen smile. Photo: N.Y. Post: Jim Alcorn

Here's a philosophical question: Isn't creating a wax figure of Hillary Clinton just a wee bit redundant? In her robin's-egg blue pantsuit, strenuously coiffed hair, and a smile plastered on her puss that says, "Don't eff with me, buddy," Her Hillaryness serves as inspiration for the newest dummy to grace Madame Tussaud's in Midtown.

All of which makes me wonder: How can you tell the real one from the fake? And, perhaps more importantly: Is there really much difference?

I got a sneak peek at the brand-new and totally unauthorized wax sculpture of Hillary, to be unveiled today at a mock Hillary 2008 political rally - just in time for Presidents Day.

Get it?

Now, I've met the former and wannabe future White House tenant on many occasions over the years. And I've studied and absorbed her shtick with equal parts fascination and revulsion, bordering on scary obsession.

My, how she's grown! When Hillary first shot out of husband Bill's shadow, lusting for political power, she was a painfully stiff, but hardworking, speaker with lousy hair and leftist ideals.

Now she's developed into a painfully stiff, but hardworking, speaker with world-class hairstylists and center-right ideals that poll well in red states.

Still, it came as a shock to enter Tussaud's gallery - and see Hillary looking as if a butter pat would turn to ice in her mouth.

[Liz]

....Hill's developed into a painfully stiff, but hardworking, speaker with world-class hairstylists and center-right ideals that poll well in red states.....

Hillary's been mighty busy getting an Extreme Makeover. The question is ---in light of the resounding 2004 Values Voters Victories---how "conservative" will Hillary get? After she opens a charge at Wal-Mart, enrolls in divinity school, and gets a lifetime membership in the John Birch Society, she'll need to get a shopper's card at Sam's Club, and schedule daily morning prayer services in her Senate office. And just to make sure she covers all bases, Bill will take an anti-adultery pledge in the vestibule of the National Cathedral, when Hillary takes her minister's vows. Oh, and after rifle-range practice, Hillary will campaign for 2008 wearing the official DNC apron, and give cookie-baking demonstrations

[saveliberty]

Hi Liz

Check out this article. I don't think that his final prediction is correct, but it's an interesting read and he does say that if he's wrong, he will pay up in 2009

http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/006/721yqfkg.asp

[DoughtyOne]

All of which makes me wonder: How can you tell the real one from the fake?

After all these years the real Hillary is beginning to look like a cattle future instead of just owning them. Besides, even a poor wax replica is going to look more lifelike than a devout marxist pre-announcement.

[Clioman]

I dunno...if you ask me, she looks like one of those cardboard cut-outs that are on many street corners in downtown DC for the tourists to be photo'd with.

[Bender2]

[billhilly]

That's quite a pants load.

[maggief]

[Tuba Guy]

[wolfcreek]

She's starting to look Pelosi like.

[InvisibleChurch]

Isn't Madame Tussaud dead yet?

[SueRae]

"strenously coiffed" Perfect description. ROFL.

[MensRightsActivist]

Angry Hillary is showing her typically pompous look. That photo graphically shows one of the most despicably conceited jackasses ever to walk the face of this earth. She's unfit to lead at any speed. She's too full of herself to be bothered by the needs of the little people she governs. All hail Queen Hillary - Queen of fools to anyone stupid enough to elect her.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Out of uniform.

her pants suits are always black.

[C210N]

What's with the adam's apple?

[Vaduz]

Wonder if the camera still works?.

[Always Right]

Hmmm, I thought Hillary was auditioning to be the fifth teletubbie.

[Liz]

LOL....if she isn't, she should be.

[Liz]

LOL....nice find. The resemblance is amazing.

[ken5050]

she needs veneers and caps..her teeth are horrid..I suspect she hates going to the dentist.

Can the American people elect someone as their president who is afraid of a little pain?

[Jumpmaster]

Can someone with more skills than I photoshop an ashtray or lamp into that right hand?