....Hill's developed into a painfully stiff, but hardworking, speaker with world-class hairstylists and center-right ideals that poll well in red states.....
Hillary's been mighty busy getting an Extreme Makeover. The question is ---in light of the resounding 2004 Values Voters Victories---how "conservative" will Hillary get? After she opens a charge at Wal-Mart, enrolls in divinity school, and gets a lifetime membership in the John Birch Society, she'll need to get a shopper's card at Sam's Club, and schedule daily morning prayer services in her Senate office. And just to make sure she covers all bases, Bill will take an anti-adultery pledge in the vestibule of the National Cathedral, when Hillary takes her minister's vows. Oh, and after rifle-range practice, Hillary will campaign for 2008 wearing the official DNC apron, and give cookie-baking demonstrations
1 posted on
02/16/2006 3:35:16 AM PST by
Liz
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To: Liz
2 posted on
02/16/2006 3:41:03 AM PST by
saveliberty
(Spitzer (fleas be upon him))
To: Liz
All of which makes me wonder: How can you tell the real one from the fake?
After all these years the real Hillary is beginning to look like a cattle future instead of just owning them. Besides, even a poor wax replica is going to look more lifelike than a devout marxist pre-announcement.
3 posted on
02/16/2006 3:44:30 AM PST by
DoughtyOne
(If it's a "Religion of Peace", some folks aren't very religious.)
To: Liz
I dunno...if you ask me, she looks like one of those cardboard cut-outs that are on many street corners in downtown DC for the tourists to be photo'd with.
4 posted on
02/16/2006 3:58:32 AM PST by
Clioman
To: Liz
5 posted on
02/16/2006 4:02:35 AM PST by
Bender2
(Redid my FR Homepage just for ya'll... Now, Vote Republican and vote often!)
To: Liz
That's quite a pants load.
6 posted on
02/16/2006 4:04:44 AM PST by
billhilly
(The Democrat symbol is no longer the donkey, it's a strait Jacket.)
To: Liz
7 posted on
02/16/2006 4:07:42 AM PST by
maggief
(and the dessert cart rolls on ...)
To: Liz
8 posted on
02/16/2006 4:20:24 AM PST by
Tuba Guy
(I don't remember, I can't recall, I have no memory of that .....)
To: Liz
Isn't Madame Tussaud dead yet?
10 posted on
02/16/2006 4:24:35 AM PST by
InvisibleChurch
(But even if he does not...)
To: Liz
"strenously coiffed" Perfect description. ROFL.
11 posted on
02/16/2006 4:31:31 AM PST by
SueRae
To: Liz
Out of uniform.
her pants suits are always black.
13 posted on
02/16/2006 4:38:42 AM PST by
Robert A Cook PE
(I can only donate monthly, but Hillary's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
To: Liz
Hmmm, I thought Hillary was auditioning to be the fifth teletubbie.
To: Liz
she needs veneers and caps..her teeth are horrid..I suspect she hates going to the dentist.
Can the American people elect someone as their president who is afraid of a little pain?
19 posted on
02/16/2006 4:53:16 AM PST by
ken5050
(Ann Coulter needs to have children ASAP to pass on her gene pool....any volunteers?)
To: Liz
Can someone with more skills than I photoshop an ashtray or lamp into that right hand?
20 posted on
02/16/2006 4:53:45 AM PST by
Jumpmaster
(Teddy is all wet.)
To: Liz
22 posted on
02/16/2006 4:54:38 AM PST by
csvset
To: Liz
Gagola! Gosh, it hurts my eyes just to look at that creature. Is it true they're going to put a duplicate of that statue at the gates of Hell?
25 posted on
02/16/2006 5:08:29 AM PST by
NaughtiusMaximus
(DO NOT read to the end of this tagline . . . Oh, $#@%^, there you went and did it.)
To: Liz
Not very realistic -- pantsuit isn't quite crusty enough...
26 posted on
02/16/2006 5:20:04 AM PST by
DJ Frisat
(Oh, my eyes! My eyes!!!!)
To: Liz
FWIW, Hillie reminds me of Madame Mao...
28 posted on
02/16/2006 5:28:17 AM PST by
mewzilla
(Property must be secured or liberty cannot exist. John Adams)
To: Liz
This is what the French think a perfect cow should look like. Hillery, I know what a perfect cow looks like and you are not a perfect cow.
32 posted on
02/16/2006 5:55:39 AM PST by
Utah Binger
(Southern Utah, where hunters come to drink!)
To: Liz
Ohhh, both hands Chuckie, both hands...
34 posted on
02/16/2006 6:03:26 AM PST by
petercooper
(Win the war. Confirm the judges. Cut the taxes. Control the spending. Seal the borders.)
To: Liz
Hahahaha! I saw the pic, and thought that it really was Hillary, but with a new face lift. Then I read the article. Why did they dress her in pyjamas?
35 posted on
02/16/2006 6:13:25 AM PST by
TheSpottedOwl
(Support the fence....grow a Victory Garden!)
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