[goldstategop]

I just had Chicken Kiev with rice for dinner. Bird Flu, bird schmu. People are panicking running around with their heads missing and I'm still eating poultry. Guess what? I'm still posting here, knock wood.

(Denny Crane: "I Don't Want To Socialize With A Pinko Liberal Democrat Commie. Say What You Like About Republicans. We Stick To Our Convictions. Even When We Know We're Dead Wrong.")

[beaver fever]

I eat turkey myself. Ground turkey thigh burgers.

The most healthy animal protein you can eat. Plus I get to eat an animal that is even dumber than a chicken which adds ammusment value.

[definitelynotaliberal]

I think the bird flu is the icing on the desperation cake. They have no jobs, no prospects and God knows you can't do anything while America is oppressing/imperializing you.

/sarc