[blam]

Sell your stock in poultry companies?

[Brilliant]

buy pork.

[goldstategop]

I just had Chicken Kiev with rice for dinner. Bird Flu, bird schmu. People are panicking running around with their heads missing and I'm still eating poultry. Guess what? I'm still posting here, knock wood.

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[BenLurkin]

If you have money to gamble, this company is a possible bird flu play; but only invest money you can afford to lose on this risky micro-cap: http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=embx

[Sawdring]

Remember that Eddie Murphy movie "Trading Places?" How did they short the market with the orange juice futures and make a ton of money? If one could predict when the bird flue infests US and Canadian poultry stock there might be a lot of money to be made.