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DFU SONG: Double Shot of My Baby's Love (yep, a double load from Dick Cheney's gun)
DFU SONGS
| 2-2006
| Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 02/13/2006 1:02:34 PM PST by doug from upland
MIDI - DOUBLE SHOT OF MY BABY'S LOVE
I woke this morning and I felt so bad...the worst duck hunting trip I've ever had
I don't like the food in this hospital...of those little pellets my body's full
It started out fine, I was bonding with guys...but the next thing I knew, there was some big surprise
I have a warning to everyone...it's that you'd better stay away from Dick Cheney's gun
A double load from Dick Cheney's gun...a double load from Dick Cheney's gun
This little trip had started out fun, but then I got a double load from Dick Cheney's gun
They're always funny, the old mainstream press...they think they're on top of a great big mess
They want all the answers, they want them now...they hope it leads to impeachment somehow
They're whining because they were kept in dark...but it's not like it's Vince who was dead in the park
I have a warning to everyone...it's that you'd better stay away from Dick Cheney's gun
A double load from Dick Cheney's gun...a double load from Dick Cheney's gun
This little trip had started out fun, but then I got a double load from Dick Cheney's gun
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KEYWORDS: cheney; cheneysgun; duck; harrywhittington
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To: musicman
If you whipped out an MP3, I bet it would get played.
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posted on
02/13/2006 1:03:00 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(A dead body means one more chance for Democrats to have another funeral-op)
To: doug from upland
3
posted on
02/13/2006 1:05:52 PM PST
by
Peach
To: doug from upland
If I owned a lighter, I'd be waving it.
4
posted on
02/13/2006 1:06:56 PM PST
by
mtbopfuyn
(Legality does not dictate morality... Lavin)
To: doug from upland
Ship this off to Limbaugh's producer, and it'll be on the air tomorrow morning.
5
posted on
02/13/2006 1:06:56 PM PST
by
Publius
To: doug from upland
Howsabout an MP5-SD6???
Ooops, what was I thinking??? That's not a digital music player.
6
posted on
02/13/2006 1:07:20 PM PST
by
ExcursionGuy84
("Jesus, Your Love takes my breath away.")
To: doug from upland
Cool! The Swinging Medallions played my junior-senior prom. Also my screen name fits this story.
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posted on
02/13/2006 1:14:24 PM PST
by
dblshot
To: doug from upland
I woke this morning and I felt so bad...the worst duck hunting trip I've ever had Good work . . but I think it was a quail hunt.
To: Bluegrass Conservative
Okay: ...the worst quail hunting trip I've ever had
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posted on
02/13/2006 1:20:14 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(A dead body means one more chance for Democrats to have another funeral-op)
To: doug from upland
10
posted on
02/13/2006 1:22:37 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Publius
Cheney will be punished for shooting that guy with birdshot. He should know you are supposed to use 00 buckshot on lawyers.
12
posted on
02/13/2006 1:26:11 PM PST
by
hdstmf
(too)
To: RudeMahmoud
how incredibly humiliating this must be for Cheney Well, at least he used a gun more often than Kerry!!
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posted on
02/13/2006 1:29:03 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Peach
Hillary ran over a guard at an airport in 2001 because she was in a hurry to get to a fundraiser. She wouldn't wait for airport security to check her limo. The guard was hospitalized and never got an apology.
BEEP BEEP
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posted on
02/13/2006 1:33:26 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(A dead body means one more chance for Democrats to have another funeral-op)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Come on - this is a cover up for secret haliburton oil exploration using the clampett method.
To: doug from upland
Thanks for the reminder; I couldn't remember the details.
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posted on
02/13/2006 1:49:21 PM PST
by
Peach
To: Waverunner
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posted on
02/13/2006 1:49:41 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: RudeMahmoud
18
posted on
02/13/2006 1:52:31 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: doug from upland
How about doing a "Hit-n-Run" ditty about Hillary's rush through the airport security guard post? It could include the lack of media attention and the guard nursing his wounds.
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posted on
02/13/2006 2:01:58 PM PST
by
Paloma_55
(Which part of "Common Sense" do you not understand???)
To: doug from upland
Pretty good Doug, but you have to admit that this just screams out for a parody of Aerosmith with the title CHENEY'S GOT A GUN
20
posted on
02/13/2006 2:04:09 PM PST
by
commish
(Freedom Tastes Sweetest to Those Who Have Fought to Preserve It)
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