Posted on 01/18/2006 1:00:15 PM PST by doug from upland
It's really not my fault 'cause our parents we can't pick
With headlines I've read lately, I am becoming sick
I think I'm in a world that's gone mad
I'm hoping Cape Cod Orca Ted's not my dad
When there's excessive drinking, don't drive your Oldsmobile
If you are on a bridge, don't try to cop a feel
I think I'm in a world that's gone mad
I'm hoping Cape Cod Orca Ted's not my dad
That blowhard is scum...he failed lifeguard class
And in the Senate, he's really such an *ss
When mother first told me the news...I had lots of things to say
Go get his fat butt over here... and we'll check the DNA
I think I'm in a world that's gone mad
I'm hoping Cape Cod Orca Ted's not my dad
That blowhard is scum...he failed lifeguard class
And in the Senate, he's really such an *ss
Well, where am I to go from here...if I have his genes, I'm screwed
To hear that lowlife call me son...trust me, I'm not in the mood
I think I'm in a world that's gone mad
I'm hoping Cape Cod Orca Ted's not my dad
I'm hoping Cape Cod Orca Ted's not my dad
I'm hoping Cape Cod Orca Ted's not my dad
ping
Ted Kennedy = Sperm Whale.
Hi
Ha!
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