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To: CounterCounterCulture
Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
SHAFT!
Ya damn right!

Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man?
SHAFT!
Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
SHAFT!
Right On!

They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Shaft.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!
He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman
JOHN SHAFT!

What magic.
18 posted on 01/18/2006 11:19:24 AM PST by dsmatuska (Pacifism is Evil's greatest ally.)
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To: dsmatuska

"One rib?"


20 posted on 01/18/2006 11:21:14 AM PST by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: dsmatuska
"Snake Plissken could not be reached for comment."
22 posted on 01/18/2006 11:21:49 AM PST by Jonah Hex ("Life's a beta, then you die." - overheard in City of Villains)
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To: dsmatuska
Isaac has put out some great music, but he will always be "Chef" from South Park to me.

"Step right up and try one of my balls. They are hot and salty. Who wants to suck on one of my Hot Salty Balls"

25 posted on 01/18/2006 11:22:38 AM PST by commish (Freedom Tastes Sweetest to Those Who Have Fought to Preserve It)
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To: dsmatuska

"He's a complicated man"

And all these years I thought it was...

He's a carpet cleaning man


31 posted on 01/18/2006 11:28:45 AM PST by Monterrosa-24 (France kicked Germany's teeth out at Verdun among other places.)
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