[saveliberty]

Schumer is still trying to understand the answers that he got

[syriacus]

I'm so happy to see that Schumer can no longer pretend he's the only smart guy around.

School-less Chuck Schumer

Chuck Schumer has said that he might
Approve a justice who's AIR-EEEE-YOO-DITE*.
There's only one clinker
In this plan of Chuck Stinker --
The candidate mustn't lean right.

*Schumer's preferred mispronunciation of "erudite".