Ancients Rang In New Year With Dance, Beer

Discovery ^ | 12-30-2005 | Jennifer Viegas

[Feiny]

I just got back from the store...picked up a bottle of Boru vodka & a 4 pack of Beer with Caffeine, Ginseng & Guarana Extract. I can be wide awake & drunk while cooking the crispy duck for dinner.

[Dashing Dasher]

Red Bull and Vodka... Same thing!

;-)

dd

[Feiny]

Plus the evil lady at the store was giving out Boars Head samples and forced me to buy those cocktail weenies. She left her post & I ate 5 of her samples. yummy fer my tummy.

[Dashing Dasher]

I heard you can go to hell for luring the Boars Head Lady away from her post and stealing her weenies.

[Feiny]

Yes, but I am starting with the beers.....then a nice rose champasgne for the duck...then wine....bloody mary's are breakfast.

[Feiny]

Champagna?

[Dashing Dasher]

Yes, please.

I'm headed to the gym for a 2005 send off - then... I'll start with a glass of bubbly!

[Feiny]

Is it raining up there too?

[dljordan]

Lucky they didn't have Egyptian Mothers Against Drunken Chariot Driving. They could have hit one of Pharaoh's sobriety checkpoints and had their chariot confiscated and had to do six months building a pyramid somewhere.

[Dashing Dasher]

It just quit - and the sun is shining!

Must go play with the boys !!!

First - shopping!

[Beagle8U]

If someone gets drunk and passes out with their mouth partly open(as often happens), you can shave ex-lax up with a knife and feed it to them a little at a time.

They wake with far more that just a hangover.

Not that I would do such a thing to someone...lol

[Dashing Dasher]

Shaved half a mustache once...

Painted toe nails...

Lipsticked a guy from head to toe and then threw him in the bushes outside the bar - but he broke my foot when he fell on it. So, we're even.

;-)

[SunkenCiv]

Thanks Blam. Happy Non-Ancient-Egyptian New Year. :')

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[blam]

Happy New Year to you too.

Interested?

Arabicnews.com

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[SunkenCiv]

I bid 2 cents.

[SunkenCiv]

Hey, oddly enough, I had just checked that one. It's kinda thin, and no pics, so I didn't think it would be worthwhile. :')

[SunkenCiv]

there used to be a Geocities page with that image, and it said that it came from a Silicon Graphics party of some sort. There were dozens of suggested captions, including my favorite:

"[five seconds earlier] What's haggis?"

[ValerieUSA]

I'm drinking red beer now!
MGD with V8

[blam]

"I had just checked that one. It's kinda thin, and no pics, so I didn't think it would be worthwhile. :')"

Ditto.

[Fierce Allegiance]

The shirt the non-puker is wearing is from Fitchburg (MA) state. Some schools are party schools, and some are drinking schools. Fitchburg is a drinking school. One of the few places i almost got arrested. Good thing "campus security" was former mil and liked my green card.