Hwang Woo Suk Wins Nobel Prizes
for Physics, Biology, Medicine and Chemistry:
South Korean is first researcher, ever, to fabricate cells out of thin air
Hwang's just a name in the news.
'Cuz the man's disappeared from our views.
He's been hospital-ridden
Since we've learned he was kiddin'
And he can't show us cells to peruse.
Collaborator says Korean cloning pioneer admitted faking stem cell result