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A Scrooge-like Take On Katie
New York Post ^
| 12/12/2005
| Richard Johnson
Posted on 12/12/2005 5:42:54 AM PST by BRUMama
December 12, 2005 -- SOME wit at NBC has penned a parody of Clement Clarke Moore's classic "A Visit from St. Nicholas," which made its way to PAGE SIX. For your enjoyment, here's most of it: 'Tis right before seven, On the set of 'Today,' There struts a smug diva, Who wants things her way. Her cheeks are quite rosy, With layers of rouge, Eyeliner so heavy, She looks like a stooge.She positions herself, High up on a stool, Then maneuvers her legs, As if they are tools. Her plan is to showcase, Her new Jimmy Choos, Oblivious to, Those who really need shoes . . .
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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: couric; diva; humor
Some holiday joy for you... enjoy the 'Visit from St. Katie"!!!!!
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posted on
12/12/2005 5:42:54 AM PST
by
BRUMama
To: BRUMama
God help the poor bastard who wrote this hilarious piece. If Katie or the higher-ups at the network find him or her out, they'll lose their job.
To: SoFloFreeper
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posted on
12/12/2005 6:12:08 AM PST
by
cchandler
To: BRUMama
Katie is long overdue for another live colon exam.
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posted on
12/12/2005 6:44:45 AM PST
by
The Great RJ
("Mir wölle bleiwen wat mir sin" or "We want to remain what we are." ..Luxembourg motto)
To: BRUMama
I love the part about the eyeliner. Over the years, it got progressively worse...almost to the point where it's Alice Cooper-esque.
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posted on
12/12/2005 6:47:34 AM PST
by
edpc
To: BRUMama
And she has the loud, joyless laugh of an old bar fly.
To: BRUMama
I have a friend who works for NBC News.
I can confirm that she is not well-liked at her workplace, and champagne would indeed flow were she to leave for another network.
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posted on
12/12/2005 7:04:46 AM PST
by
Jhensy
To: BRUMama
CBS is going to learn a painful lesson (although liberals can never see their own mistakes and always blame something/someone else so they can become a victim).
Wonder how low the ratings have to sink before they figure it out.
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posted on
12/12/2005 8:14:22 AM PST
by
capt. norm
(Beware of the "White-Flag Democrats"...we all know who they are.)
To: Jhensy
I can confirm that she is not well-liked at her workplace, and champagne would indeed flow were she to leave for another network. Prolly 'cause most of the foot soldiers at NBC know that they could hire a couple of hundred very competent staffers for her salary...
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posted on
12/12/2005 8:46:59 AM PST
by
an amused spectator
(If Social Security isn't broken, then cut me a check for the cash I have into it.)
To: BRUMama
Katie Couric "happy face" for Christmas:
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posted on
12/13/2005 6:24:11 AM PST
by
capt. norm
(Beware of the "White-Flag Democrats"...we all know who they are.)
To: BRUMama
Please freepmail it, as I do not have access to the NYPost.
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posted on
12/13/2005 6:25:28 AM PST
by
Clemenza
(Smartest words ever written by a Communist: "Show me the way to the next Whiskey Bar")
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