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French solution: Paristinian state (Must resist urge to laugh. Must resist...)
World Net Daily ^ | November 8, 2005 | Joseph Farah

Posted on 11/08/2005 4:41:54 AM PST by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

OK, enough is enough.

It's clear France is no longer in control of its population.

It's clear millions within its borders are struggling for freedom and independence.

It's clear that these people are not rioting for the sake of rioting, they are responding to oppression from French authorities.

It's clear that their uprising cannot be met with state violence, because that would only lead to a cycle of violence.

It's clear that these freedom-fighters – whom I have dubbed "Paristinians" – want a state of their own.

It's clear that the international community must force France to the negotiating table with these freedom fighters to begin the peace process that will inevitably lead to the creation of an autonomous, independent state of "Paristine."

If it's good enough for Israel, it's good enough for the French surrender monkeys who have been leaders of the global movement to force the Jewish state into appeasement of terrorists.

We've got to stop referring to this "intifada" in France as "riots." This is a movement for self-determination. This is a movement for independence. This is a movement for freedom from imperialism.

The analogy is apt.

That's not "Frère Jacques" they're singing in France. It's "Fire Jacques."

The president of France can see the cinder in the eye of others, but is missing the beam in his own.

What's good for the goose liver is good for the gander liver.

The chicken cordon bleu has come home to roost.

It's time for France to stop the hypocrisy.

It's time for the French to take a dose of the medicine they have been handing out to the Jews of Israel.

It's time to end the apartheid within its population. It's time for France to stop treating those poor, Muslim immigrants as second-class citizens. It's time to accept the only permanent solution that can address the root problem in French society – the recognition of the Paristinians as a legitimate negotiating partner.

Enough rubber bullets!

Enough police repression!

Enough calls for restraint!

Enough with the threats!

Before this cycle of violence spreads throughout all of Europe, France needs to do the right thing.

The French have been speaking out of both sides of their mouths for too long. They've been speaking out of both of their nostrils for too long, too. If appeasement was the solution in Iraq, it's the solution for the "Paristinian" revolt. If appeasement was the solution for Hitler, it's the solution for the "Paristinian" revolt. If appeasement was the solution for Israel in dealing with its "Palestinian" problem, it's the solution for France's "Paristinian" uprising.

As I mentioned yesterday in my column, if France has these kinds of systemic problems with its Muslim population, then it is time to partition France. It's time for an independent Muslim state to be created. After all, isn't that what France and other European nations have determined is the proper solution for Israel?

These are not just riots. This is an intifada – just like the one begun in 2000 within and around Israel.

France and other countries, including the United States, have demanded that Israel meet those attacks with land concessions to the rioters and suicide bombers. That is the only viable, long-term solution, they say. They claim this violence will never cease until those oppressed by Israel are granted an independent, autonomous state of their own.

Why should the solution be any different in France?

Stop the violence! Now – not at a snail's pace. The time has come to begin talks with the "Paristinians" about their own future homeland of "Paristine."


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Israel; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: france; insurgency; intifada; jihad; josephfarah; parisintifada; parisriots; quagmire; surrender; terrorism; uprising
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1 posted on 11/08/2005 4:41:55 AM PST by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Isn't Mrs. Arafat still a resident of Paris?


2 posted on 11/08/2005 4:44:26 AM PST by mainepatsfan
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

WTF?


3 posted on 11/08/2005 4:45:18 AM PST by Khepera (Do not remove by penalty of law!)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

I still prefer my own term - "Paristanis".


4 posted on 11/08/2005 4:47:11 AM PST by SlowBoat407 (The best stuff happens just before the thread snaps.)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Heh heh heh heh heh...


5 posted on 11/08/2005 4:49:00 AM PST by wizardoz
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

appeasement is exactly what they seem to have decided to do


6 posted on 11/08/2005 4:50:16 AM PST by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
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7 posted on 11/08/2005 4:52:01 AM PST by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (God punishes Conservatives by making them argue with fools.)
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To: SlowBoat407

Or maybe "Paristroikans"?


8 posted on 11/08/2005 4:52:49 AM PST by Past Your Eyes (I'm just sitting here on the Group W bench.)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Next thing you know we'll be hearing about the West Bank of the Seine.....Image hosted by Photobucket.com
9 posted on 11/08/2005 4:53:13 AM PST by stm
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

What's France's Exit Strategy?


10 posted on 11/08/2005 4:56:03 AM PST by gridlock (Nature started the fight for survival, and now she wants to quit because she's losing... Monty Burns)
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To: Past Your Eyes

The city of Brest will have to be completely covered.


11 posted on 11/08/2005 4:56:08 AM PST by SlowBoat407 (The best stuff happens just before the thread snaps.)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Farah is right on!


12 posted on 11/08/2005 5:02:15 AM PST by Real Cynic No More (Al-Jazeera is to the Iraqi War as CBS was to the Vietnam War.)
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To: dennisw; Cachelot; Yehuda; Nix 2; veronica; Catspaw; knighthawk; Alouette; Optimist; weikel; ...
If you'd like to be on this middle east/political ping list, please FR mail me.

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13 posted on 11/08/2005 5:05:39 AM PST by SJackson (God isn`t dead. We just can`t talk to Him in the classroom anymore, R Reagan.)
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To: gridlock

tuck tail - peddle to the metal - run for the border - start a fund for a statue to give to the US when the US saves our slimy frog butts again. Same strategy as always


14 posted on 11/08/2005 5:05:46 AM PST by kentj
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To: mainepatsfan

"Isn't Mrs. Arafat still a resident of Paris?"

No, Shuah Arafat is now a guest in Tunisia.
She does have a French passport still at her disposal.
Unfortunately for little Darling Shua, some members of the PA still living in France got upset with her.....

Something about some few cents she refused to share with them.

|I also believe she never recovered from the tragic loss of her dear husband Yasir. Her dear husband to whom she was devoted 24/7 died in PARIS,FRANCE.....the memories are too painful for Shua.

Oh, also a small detail, of no importance, she fell out with her best friend JAcques Chirac.....something to do about her misbehaving while dear Yasir was ...dead,not dead, nearly dead, back from the dead, still breathing but dead, dead with heart still beating....we all know how terrible this episode was.

jacques felt terribly humiliated when he went to visit the Body, only to find SHUAH ARAFAT , claiming her husband was not dead and throwing tantrums in the hospital corridors.

Jacques had to go back to the Elysee and pretend it was a visit to a very poorly Arafat, only to have to go back 4 days later, when Shua made sure, she got the few cents,mentioned above.

Hope my explanation make some sense.

Kristopher.



15 posted on 11/08/2005 5:06:07 AM PST by Kristopher
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Humor bump


16 posted on 11/08/2005 5:09:42 AM PST by Finalapproach29er (Americans need to remember Osama's "strong horse" -"weak horse" analogy. Let's stop acting weak.)
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To: Kristopher

Hearing that Yasser Arafat had died yet again was like Christmas five days in a row. We all owe Shua a debt of gratitude for giving us such a pleasant time, and making it last so long.


17 posted on 11/08/2005 5:17:03 AM PST by gridlock (Nature started the fight for survival, and now she wants to quit because she's losing... Monty Burns)
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To: Kristopher

Excellent, hope you have a long stay at FR!


18 posted on 11/08/2005 5:17:22 AM PST by investigateworld (Abortion stops a beating heart)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

French Regime change, "starts at home"!!!!

;~>


19 posted on 11/08/2005 5:18:56 AM PST by corlorde (New Hampshire)
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To: investigateworld

Excellent, hope you have a long stay at FR!

I am afraid I shall have a long stay....this site is addictive...Well I was warned when i joined.

Kristopher.


20 posted on 11/08/2005 5:20:34 AM PST by Kristopher
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