DFU SONG: Oh What a Beautiful Morning (Jacques threatens the Islamists with double secret probation)

DFU SONGS | 11-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNIN' - #28032

There's a bright golden haze from the burning
The French culture Islamists are spurning
As they lose their autos we're hearing them moan
May they all be Renaults or Peugeots or Citroens

It's double secret probation...that is what Jacque's gonna do
It's double secret probation...then this whole mess will be through

The French women are all busy sewing
I am sure you know where this is going
Of their fighting exploits there's nothing to brag
There's a run on the market for little white flags

It's double secret probation...that is what Jacque's gonna do
It's double secret probation...then this whole mess will be through

They had thought their appeasement's enlightened
Now they hide in their basements so frightened
Because they opposed us, I will not be kind
Hey there, Frenchie, why don't you just kiss my behind

It's double secret probation...that is what Jacque's gonna do
It's double secret probation...then this whole mess will be through
Then this whole mess will be through

[doug from upland]

Thanks to new FReeper GeorgiaDawg32 for the idea.

[doug from upland]

Ping

[GeorgiaDawg32]

nice to see an idea can be taken to new heights..:)

[doug from upland]

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[manwiththehands]

Again: The French are in a moral quagmire of their own. A pack of hoodlum thug Mooslem terrorist wannabes have been rioting for over 11 days now and the French are STILL only THINKING about using the military. But why would they use the military? If they did they would be admitting to the entire world that the military is there to be USED to protect their national security. And in using their own military (against Mooslems) they would be admitting to the entire world that the US was justified in using OUR military to do the same thing: to defend our national security against IslamoFacists. France can burn to the ground for all I care. They will probably be asking the US for our help eventually, anyway. /rant

[doug from upland]

As much as I lothe them, I don't want France burned to the ground. It would only embolden Islamists ever more. They must be stopped now with a huge show of force. And the French need to do something to incorporate them into French society. It is doubtful that they will have the guts.

[oilfieldtrash]

I dont think it is funny and I think you are ignorant. Have you ever been to France or Paris. Noone in their right mind would want it burned to the ground, the Louvre, with the Mona Lisa, burnt to the ground while ignorants like you think it is funny.

Wait, it may come to a neighborhood like yours in some years.

[doug from upland]

Perhaps you should read No. 8 before shooting off your mouth.

We don't disagree. It isn't funny at all. It shows what appeasement does, and I mock Chirac and the other appeasers who worked so hard to stop us. Apology accepted when you are up to giving it.

[manwiththehands]

Oh, boo hoo pity the poor widdle Fwench. I made a similar rant in a previous (and earlier) post. But if my eyes/ears are working correctly the French have been dawdling and fumbling about and threatening (oh, NO! curfews!) while their cities burn and innocent, handicapped old women are being burned alive. If they don't care, why should I? If there is a next time when the US saves France's sorry rear end with American lives we should OWN it. Furthermore, in my earlier rant I specifically mentioned saving the Louvre. :)