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LISTENING TO AIR AMERICA
boortz.com ^ | 10/27/2005

Posted on 10/27/2005 5:43:33 AM PDT by NapkinUser

As you know, I contributed $100 of my hard-earned cash to help keep Air America on the air. I think that the survival of Air (Hate) America radio is important to the survival of the rest of talk radio. If Air America fails the left will start clamoring for controls on talk radio because all that will really be left, except for NPR, will be conservatives and libertarians. Anyway ... when I contributed my $100 I was promised an Air America tote bag. Do you think it ever arrived? Of course not! Those people are too busy stealing money from Boys and Girls Clubs to send me my tote bag ... but what the heck. I really didn't expect to see it anyway.

Now ... here's a fun bit. It comes from the Ace of Spades HQ on the Internet. Ladies and Gentlemen ... The Top Ten Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"

10. "You know, in terms of pure aesthetics, I actually prefer the spork."

9. "Yo, Playah-- that Victorian ascot is the shizznat, Dog!"

8. "I know you're on the pill, but can't I wear a condom just this once? Why must it always be about your dirty needs?"

7. "It's this simple: if I can't put the vision I want on the screen, I'm not making this movie. And the vision I want is David Hasselhof."

6. "My scent? It's Nadler, the only perfume endorsed by 300-pound liberal Congressman Jerry Nadler-- a delicate yet sultry blend of cinnamon, pheremones and pork-chops."

5. "Topless dancers?!! The sign outside specifically promised me Stopless dancers. Now you instruct your staff to get off their break and put on some proper clothing or there are going to be consequences, my good man."

4. "When I move, I slice like a freaking hammer."

3. "There's something magical about riding the bus."

2. "Would I like to take a few minutes to discuss switching over to AT&T's new Friends and Family service? Would I! Would I ever!!!"

...and the Number One Thing People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did you Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"...

1. "Who the hell is Al Franken?"


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: airamerica; boortz; liberaltalkradio; nealznuze

1 posted on 10/27/2005 5:43:34 AM PDT by NapkinUser
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To: NapkinUser

The Flight of the Air America

2 posted on 10/27/2005 5:46:54 AM PDT by theDentist (The Dems have put all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
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To: NapkinUser

"I contributed $100 of my hard-earned cash to help keep Air America on the air."

Contributions to the enemy. I would say that the liberal agenda gets sufficient air time from regular MSM outlets to need the Air America outlet too. Let Air America crash and burn, I will bring the marshmellows.


3 posted on 10/27/2005 5:55:15 AM PDT by WmCraven_Wk
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To: NapkinUser

Leave it to Neil. . .LOL.


4 posted on 10/27/2005 6:03:48 AM PDT by cricket (No Freedom - No Peace)
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To: cricket
Leave it to Neil. . .LOL.

I read his other article about dependence on government for these hurricanes. He is right, more and more we are being told to depend on the government than being responsible for ourselves. We are encouraged to be dependent on the nanny state rather than protect ourselves through insurance and savings. I suspect this is done in order to pander our votes!

5 posted on 10/27/2005 6:13:43 AM PDT by sr4402
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To: theDentist

Ouch! Now that is no way to treat a Sukhoi.


6 posted on 10/27/2005 6:16:18 AM PDT by GBA
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To: NapkinUser
when I contributed my $100 I was promised an Air America tote bag.

If you gave $100 of your "hard earned " money to the looney left you derserved to be stiffed

7 posted on 10/27/2005 6:39:25 AM PDT by apackof2 (There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works. Will Rogers)
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To: NapkinUser

Don't know if I will keep it for long... but thanks for the new tagline...


8 posted on 10/27/2005 6:41:39 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 (When I move, I slice like a freaking hammer)
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To: NapkinUser

Don't follow the logic of contributing $100 to a cause one despises. You give Air America money so that it will remain viable so that crazed, airtime starved liberals won't mount a regulatory attack against conservative radio programs and stations. Maybe you should rethink that whole A plus B equals C thing.


9 posted on 10/27/2005 6:47:53 AM PDT by Rembrandt_fan
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To: NapkinUser

ROFL!!!!!!!

Post of the day


10 posted on 10/27/2005 6:51:12 AM PDT by Constantine XIII
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To: NapkinUser
Thanks freeper friend and welcome to FR! That was hilarious and may I inquire about your freep name, NapkinUser?
11 posted on 10/27/2005 6:53:40 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: Rembrandt_fan

Do you doubt that if AA goes dark that there will be a renewed and more intense push by liberals in congress to bring back the "fairness doctrine" or some other form of it to shut down Limbaugh, Hannity, Boortz, Liddy, Ingram, and 100's of other conservative talkers?


12 posted on 10/27/2005 6:59:50 AM PDT by Phantom Lord (Fall on to your knees for the Phantom Lord)
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To: Phantom Lord
Vengeful Dems can try to reintroduce the 'fairness doctrine' but the genie is out of that particular bottle. They couldn't do it, for one thing, since there is no popular support. For another, it is a too-obvious means of squelching opposition voices. The hypocrisy of preaching the primacy of the First Amendment while stifling conservative talk radio is the plumpest, juiciest target imaginable for any conservative pundit or politician worth the name. They might make some noises, but we'd eat the left alive if they made a move in that direction, and they know it.
13 posted on 10/27/2005 7:19:44 AM PDT by Rembrandt_fan
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To: apackof2
If you gave $100 of your "hard earned " money to the looney left you derserved to be stiffed

Much better to send them a check for 5 cents and demand a receipt - it's a net loss for them.

14 posted on 10/27/2005 8:03:23 AM PDT by Wil H
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To: NapkinUser
If Air America fails the left will start clamoring for controls on talk radio because all that will really be left, except for NPR...

All that will be left? Gimme a break. NPR is 24/7 and in every radio market in the United States. And they've got PBS - and every newspaper but one. No tears for Air (hate) America...

15 posted on 10/27/2005 8:06:38 AM PDT by GOPJ (NYT: How many times do you ask for an error to be corrected before the "error" becomes a "lie"?)
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To: NapkinUser
There's something about that Franken guy .... he cracks me up. The other day he was going on about something and I was LMAO, and then he said something even funnier, so now I was really LMAO ... Whoops ... gotta go. Here come the guards down the hall. This is the third time they've caught me out of my padded cell today.
16 posted on 10/27/2005 8:08:03 AM PDT by layman (Card Carrying Infidel)
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To: theDentist

FYI...
I actually know the pilot that was in that crash.


17 posted on 10/28/2005 1:52:57 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (www.cafepress.com/rwos == for your Republican Women of Substance Gear)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Really? Did he survive?


18 posted on 10/28/2005 1:56:03 PM PDT by theDentist (The Dems have put all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
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To: theDentist

Yes.

He actually just got his medical back and has continued to fly.

It was touch and go there for a while - but he's a toughie!


19 posted on 10/28/2005 2:08:33 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (www.cafepress.com/rwos == for your Republican Women of Substance Gear)
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