Posted on 10/21/2005 4:32:00 PM PDT by Sub-Driver
Why not? The writer has his foot in his mouth! Oh, you said food. Never mind.
LOL LOL LOL..................oh my sides!
And the sad part is they put this out there so the sheeple will read it and swoon. Sorry .. I'm still standing!
It brought a tear to my eye }:)
Translation: The Puritans at the New York Times have found a witch to burn at the stake.
Keller is trying to save a dying enterprise. Not doing a very good job, imo.
...double my monthly pledge to FReepublic!
Who will join me?
Maybe his apologies for Joe Wilson's whoppers will be in the next e-mail.
You are a lousy liar but an excellent coward.
Regards,
pabianice
p.s. you don't write so good, either
"..but only to the degree that the reporter has lived up to his or her end of the bargain, specifically to have conducted him or herself in a way consistent with our legal, ethical and journalistic standards.."
Is it physically possible to set the bar that low?
"The paper had just been through a major trauma, the Jayson Blair episode, and needed to regain its equilibrium."
"Needed to regain its equillibrium."
Man, If I could spin like that, I might have a career in politics.
This sounds like a letter from a misbehaving 6 -year-old to Santa Claus.
Lame excuses run rampant in this email.
What'd he say?
LOL.
"Don't blame me....It's all George Bush's fault."
How much capital has ol' Punch[y] lost for the Sulzburgers?
Must be fun to write staff memos knowing that they themselves become news.
Thanks for the post.
I had a pretty frustrating day and getting a good hardy laugh has eased the tension and now I can go enjoy my dinner.
Mr. Keller at least remains true to himself - very unintelligent and highly delusional; but of course living in their own delusions is the only way they can remain liberals.
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