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Al-Qaida Launches a Weekly News Show
Der Spiegel Online ^
| 10/7/2005
| Yassin Mussarbash
Posted on 10/07/2005 12:47:12 PM PDT by contemplator
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Unbelievable.
To: contemplator
In other news...The American Democratic Party has declared the AQ News Network its official News Network.
To: contemplator
I dont understand why we don't ZOT any Al Quaida websites as soon as they appear?
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posted on
10/07/2005 12:49:03 PM PDT
by
Paloma_55
(Which part of "Common Sense" do you not understand???)
To: contemplator
I thought al Qaeda already had a nightly news show on CNN, CBS, NBC and ABC.
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posted on
10/07/2005 12:50:28 PM PDT
by
Argus
To: contemplator
Actually, the correct translation of the show title is "60 Minutes"
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posted on
10/07/2005 12:51:17 PM PDT
by
thoughtomator
(Corporatism is not conservatism)
To: contemplator
In other news, Al-Qaida Launches a new Weekly Game Show, Where's My Head...........
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posted on
10/07/2005 12:51:30 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(In life, you don't get what you deserve. You get what you settle for...........)
To: Argus
I thought al Qaeda already had a nightly news show on CNN, CBS, NBC and ABC. No, just contributing editors.
To: HHKrepublican_2
AL-CNN....The Mis-Trusted name in news.........
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posted on
10/07/2005 12:53:19 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(In life, you don't get what you deserve. You get what you settle for...........)
To: Red Badger
The hit sitcom is "Everybody Loves Osama"
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posted on
10/07/2005 12:53:53 PM PDT
by
duffthor
(GO BIG RED!)
To: Red Badger
In other news, Al-Qaida Launches a new Weekly Game Show, Where's My Head........... ROFL!
To: contemplator
I'm willing to bet there's plenty of clips from prominent U.S. DUmbocRATs assailing Bush.
After all they're on the same side.
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posted on
10/07/2005 12:55:13 PM PDT
by
Mister Baredog
((Conservatives don't want judicial "litmus tests", UNLESS they supply the test that is))
To: duffthor
don't forget "Farce Factor"
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posted on
10/07/2005 12:56:07 PM PDT
by
Rakkasan1
(Peace de Resistance! Viva la Paper towels!)
To: contemplator
This sounds exactly like that MAD TV skit.
"Death to America!"
13
posted on
10/07/2005 12:57:08 PM PDT
by
Antoninus
(The greatest gifts parents can give their children are siblings.)
To: contemplator
The "Dirty Dining" segments from the Al Qaeda Department of Health are a real hoot. "Don't eat a Jihad Joe's. Our reporter found too much Ammonium Nitrate residue on the floors and a high explosive suicide vest was left in one of the booths."
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posted on
10/07/2005 12:58:20 PM PDT
by
FlingWingFlyer
(We Gave Peace A Chance. It Didn't Work Out. Search keyword: 09-11-01.)
To: FlingWingFlyer
and during the half time show of the goat-throwing contest you can bet their will be no "wardrobe malfunctions" (unless you count showing too much ankle.)
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posted on
10/07/2005 1:03:13 PM PDT
by
Rakkasan1
(Peace de Resistance! Viva la Paper towels!)
To: contemplator
Am I the only guy who thinks that blowing this guy to the fifth ring of hell in the middle of his broadcast would send a nice fat message to Al Qaida?
"Good evening. I am Muhammad Al Akbar Al Yammal Al Goatbanger and tonight I bring you news of the vile dog Zionists and their filthy American Satan allies. Plus, coming up in sport, the Kirkuk Mudhens score an upset over the Basra Camel Spiders. Top story tonight, the jews.....hey, what's that whistling sound?"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Allahu Akbar you sheet-wrapping bastard.
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posted on
10/07/2005 1:06:59 PM PDT
by
domenad
(In all things, in all ways, at all times, let honor guide me.)
Err America
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posted on
10/07/2005 1:08:59 PM PDT
by
evets
(God bless president Bush!)
To: domenad
Kirkuk Mudhens score an upset over the Basra Camel Spiders
Thank you...I now have mountain dew in my keyboard. LOL
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posted on
10/07/2005 1:10:04 PM PDT
by
duffthor
(GO BIG RED!)
To: Rakkasan1
"This morning on Martyrdom for Shut-ins we'll drag this paraplegic former goatball player up in an airplane, fill his pants with TATP and drop him onto a bunch of infidel zionists"
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posted on
10/07/2005 1:13:58 PM PDT
by
duffthor
(GO BIG RED!)
To: domenad
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! I like that idea! Lets make that their lead story every night.
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posted on
10/07/2005 1:14:54 PM PDT
by
badpacifist
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